Luyện nghe bài hát Dancin' And Pantsin'

When I was a man
I like to dance, I was shy
I'd stand against the all night
I'd take a chance, so afraid

I wouldn't get on that dance
Unless I was drunk, 10 shots
But I a place where the stars hang out
And they me how to funk

Real nasty, it ain't too far
just on the edge of town, nearby
But be when you get there
'Cause folks don't fuck around

You can, rub your belly with Minelli
in jelly, you're gonna rub your belly
Jiggle your droopy with singin' Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then jiggle droopy balls

your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS
Lick lips
Stroke it clean Martin Sheen
fucking obscene

Clench ass-cheeks tight
With sexy grandma White
see the light when your sphincter's tight

If you don't know how to
feel the groove
And dance, like you just shit your

Spin a little girl
With Milton Berle
Just it a whirl
Pretend you're a little

Wave that juicy weeno with legendary Al
your weeno, even more obsceno
Knock back a drink Colonel Klink
Piss in the

Bounce your beef Omar Sharif
What a
Ring the disco bell with ice cream Tommy Carvel
Tommy Carvel gonna your dink swell

spew all over the room
With Mr. Jeffery
And dance, like you shit your pants

Mr. Belvedere, fatty,
in his own rear
Bernard King, basketball,
Showing off his

Swimming Mark
Mustache,
Playing with his tits
Big Earl Weaver, Seaver
Both of got the boogie fever

You can, do the hustle with Billy Russell
Do the fucking hustle, your love muscle
Shake your big, ass with the ghost of Mama Cass
from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass

Dry-hump the with Mary Tyler-Moore
Pump it
Squeeze your nipple like Mr. Whipple
Drink some

Give it a whack
With TV Victor Tayback
When you give it a
hurt the nut-sack

So if the thought of is bringing you down
Come to the funkiest in town
The stars will show you how to
And dance, like you shit your pants