Luyện nghe bài hát Dancin' And Pantsin'

When I was a man
I like to dance, I was shy
I'd stand against the all night
I'd never take a chance, so

I wouldn't get on that floor
Unless I was drunk, 10 shots
But I found a place the stars hang out
And taught me how to funk

Real nasty, it ain't too far
It's just on the edge of town,
But be ready when you get
these folks don't fuck around

You can, rub belly with Liza Minelli
Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub belly
Jiggle your droopy balls singin' Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them balls

Grind your hips with the guy from CHIPS
Lick your
Stroke it with Martin Sheen
It's obscene

your ass-cheeks tight
With sexy grandma Betty
You'll see the light when your sphincter's

If you don't know how to
feel the groove
And dance, like you shit your pants

like a little girl
With Milton Berle
Just it a whirl
you're a little girl

Wave that juicy with legendary Al Pacino
Wave weeno, even more obsceno
Knock back a drink Colonel Klink
in the sink

Bounce beef with Omar Sharif
a relief
Ring the disco bell with ice wizard Tommy Carvel
Tommy Carvel gonna make dink swell

spew all over the room
With Mr. Jeffery
And dance, like you shit your pants

Mr. Belvedere, fatty,
in his own rear
Bernard King, basketball,
Showing off his

Mark Spitz
Mustache,
Playing his hairy tits
Big Weaver, Tommy Seaver
of them got the boogie fever

You can, do the with seven-footer Billy Russell
Do the fucking hustle, jerking your muscle
Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Cass
Blast from the past, the ghost of Cass

Dry-hump the with Mary Tyler-Moore
Pump it
your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple
Drink Ripple

Give it a hearty
With TV great Tayback
When you give it a
hurt the nut-sack

So if the thought of grooving is bringing you
to the funkiest place in town
The stars will show you how to
And dance, like you just shit your