The starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s playing in the background, are smoking weed with Slater, man he's such a class clown, all the are full of beer, Bacardi and liquor, because tonight there is a house party at Pickford's, it's the day of school, Slater is trippin, Tony had a dream and tells Mike he should listen, in his dream he had a naked girl her were decent, but then the naked head belonged to Abraham Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football that he can't do drugs while Benny's a paddle, Jodi begs the guys to not hurt her brother Mitch but they still to, damn they're such assholes, breaking it down, for the football coach, "You have to use a substance? Randal Pink you better be giving yourself an adjustment," so they drive up to the middle school to make a big Mitchy Mitchy do not run don't think about it Mitch asks the teacher if they can through the back "50 going on a mission, 25 coming back," school is over but gettng chased like fuck it lets be out, Carl's mom out a gun "but miss there's ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") they're smoking weed in room, the beer man the kegs too soon, the party's canceled, ruining the that were in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's house and knock his dad the door, Hitch is at his game hes pitchin and hes oh holy shit he looks up in the and right theres the guys they catch him and the bend him over beat him til his pink now he can hardly walk and so he gets a from Randy Pink, they pick him up later like he's a foolish kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well it'd be if you did" alright alright alright, theres Wooderson hes a crazy fool go to the emporium to meet some girls and play some pool you the dance, you can't come back but fuck it those kids care they wanna walk around a bit but was "gettin there" now they're chased and they get licked by O'Bannon wee wee wee squeeal like a pig oh my god they stand him now they're breakin mailboxes with cans that's for trash get a gun pulled on em fuck this old man hit the gas they get revenge on Obannon,with hardy dude scours, Wooderson a beerbust, awesome party at the moon tower! president George was not a homosapien ain't you ever heard that song? the presidents were and Julie hit it off, theyre prolly gonna get it on, the beer is flowin nicely then abruptly everything wrong smells like someone's reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer, push him, sucker punch him, oopsie daisies put him in the dominant alpha male mothafucker you fuckin me i hate your guts, he's his ass hes punchin and kickin and killin him til they break it up god damn it, he's lucky that he's alive, stupid mothafucka had to shit and kill the vibe, the over, keg is tapped, it's get up in the car time lets go a joint right on the 50 fuckin yard line! down! giggling! party in the hot night! mustve been too loud or theres a fuckin cop light cops are talkin shit like they can beer and smell smoke randy is gettin high well wait til i go tell coach! comes, mad as hell, randy pink, let's speak, ditch your loser friends now and sign your freakin pledge sheet, sorry i got a speech for you it goes like this, ya see i might football in the fall but nope i wont sign this, peace! and julie making out until the sun rise, mama grabs him by the ear you'reo ff the hook one time, mitchell are you drunk right heck no mom, happy end kramer goes to sleep with headphones on