The starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s playing in the background, kids are smoking weed with Slater, man such a class clown, all the cars are of beer, Bacardi and liquor, because tonight there is a giant party at Pickford's, the last day of school, Slater is trippin, Tony had a weird dream and tells he should listen, in his he had a naked girl her boobies were decent, but the naked body's head belonged to Abraham Lincoln, whoa, Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football says he can't do while Benny's making a paddle, Jodi begs the guys to not hurt her brother Mitch but they still plan to, they're such assholes, breaking it down, for the football coach, "You have to use a substance? Randal Pink you better be giving an attitude adjustment," so they up to the middle school to make a big announcement Mitchy Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't about it Mitch asks the teacher if they can through the back "50 on a mission, 25 aint coming back," school is over but they're gettng chased like it lets be out, Carl's mom out a gun "but miss there's ruffians about," ("AIRRAID YOU BITCHES!!!!") smoking weed in Pickford's room, the beer man brought the too soon, the party's canceled, the plans that were in store, cuz if you go to Pickford's house and his dad answers the door, Hitch is at his hes pitchin and hes terrified oh holy he looks up in the bleachers and right theres the guys they catch him and the bend him over him til his fanny's pink now he can hardly walk and so he a ride from Randy Pink, they pick him up later he's a foolish little kid "you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well be cooler if you did" alright alright alright, theres hes such a crazy fool go to the emporium to meet some girls and play some pool you the dance, you can't come back but fuck it those didn't care wanna walk around a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there" now they're chased and they get licked by O'Bannon wee wee wee squeeal a pig oh my god they cannot stand him now they're breakin mailboxes with cans that's for trash get a gun pulled on em fuck this old man hit the gas they get revenge on Obannon,with hardy laughter scours, plotted a beerbust, awesome party at the moon tower! president Washington was not a homosapien ain't you ever heard that the presidents were aliens Mitch and Julie hit it off, prolly gonna get it on, the beer is nicely then abruptly everything went wrong smells someone's smokin reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer, push him, sucker punch him, oopsie put him in the sleeper dominant alpha male mothafucker you fuckin disgust me i your guts, he's kickin his ass hes punchin and and killin him til they break it up god damn it, he's lucky he's still alive, stupid mothafucka had to ruin and kill the vibe, the over, keg is tapped, it's get up in the car time lets go smoke a right on the 50 fuckin yard line! break down! giggling! in the hot night! mustve been too loud or something a fuckin cop light cops are talkin shit like they can beer and smell smoke randy floyd is gettin high wait til i go tell coach! coach comes, mad as hell, randy pink, speak, ditch your loser friends right now and sign freakin pledge sheet, coach i got a speech for you it goes like this, ya see i might football in the fall but nope i wont sign this, peace! mitch and julie out until the sun rise, mama grabs him by the ear ff the hook this one time, are you drunk right now? heck no mom, happy end mitch kramer goes to sleep headphones on