Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't a wink last night, it was making me mental.
I I can't believe that I, Ed Grimely,
was asked to perform for the amazing Suncoast middle school annual PTA supper.
Like I suppose you do better than that, no way.
almost as insane as the time I got to meet Pat Sejak,
who's a decent guy I must say.
Oh and one thing- today be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but again, maybe it should, it's difficult to say, no,

about
Today's


Today's
Dazzle

I'm them dead!
You made Shane Fessler laugh so hard, gatorade out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script while my mom helps me get my hair stuck up into a point!
My costume is perfect a collared shirt buttoned to the top and high waisted with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what mooseknuckle is you?
toe for boys!

I am a very gentle kid.
While my is out playing baseball,
I spend lying on the living room floor reading the encyclopedia Britannica or tenderly pressing my lips to the screen of our TV console
When Captain James T. is on the other side of the glass.
One morning my mother in my bedroom and demands
"Why are there all over the TV set?"
For reasons I can not fully explain, something me says "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to find a of Michaelangelo's David, when I stumble across a passage about-
Dazzle

In WWI, the military used to paint battle ships with wild patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so huge boats could hide in plain sight, and planes would just pass them by.

A lightbulb off.
If I could dazzle around me, I could hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I hear Shane Fessler say, "Dude, you're funny" instead of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I tuck away me, sensitive me. And I become dazzle me!
And I a million different cards in my razzle dazzle deck

Class Camouflage!
Look at me, I teach ed!
Joe Camouflage!
This trip sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, from grade all the way to my junior year of college.
Hey, wanna come over after We can watch MTV
The hours I spend holding hands with girls was equaled only by the hours I spend in my bedroom making my action go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Lantern, you said you loved me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! you been working out?

I am so good at dazzle camouflage, I'm like a one man Ed show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, the Muppet show, with our very special guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all Lisa's
Pee Wee Herman!
he's not feeling too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but you're down there, would you mind terribly tying my shoe?
Whoa dude, are you being a girl? What about Ed
Ed Grimely!
I must say I must say today should be about Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but then again, maybe it should, difficult to say.
No, today is about the Suncoast middle school annual PTA supper.

After the pancake supper, I'm riding home in the car my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I peel off my sweaty makeshift costume, take a shower, and go my room and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from scanning to see if anyone will ever be able to put together the truth: that Shane Fessler is right.
Keeping a is a full time job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my tattered Speedo catalogue in between my mattress and box spring.
One day, I will be in the of a real speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.