Luyện nghe bài hát Death

I'm sick and tired of my getting blamed
For the state of the planet, I'm sick of my generation called
'The TV generation', "Well all you do is watch TV"
What did you expect? We watched lee harvey oswald get

Live on tv one Sunday morning, we were to change
The fucking channel for the next thirty
"This show sucks", "Yeah, but somebody get shot
the commercial, now hang on!

That's what's with this country, we always shoot the wrong guys
We shoot J F K, we R F K and it comes to teddy, we go
"Ahh, leave him alone, he'll it up himself, no problem, you know"
Biggest target in the whole goddamn family

Nobody takes a shot on me, he weighs about thousand pounds
You shoot a bullet in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in Boston
Five minutes later, be standing on the lawn
At the compound going, "Ah There's a bullet in my ass, ah"

Ted kennedy, senator, but a bad date
You know what I'm saying, folks? One of those guys who home
At four in the morning and goes, "What did I forget?
Oh! The fucking girl! the matter with me?
Jesus, where are my pants? shit!

I'll tell you folks, we got a real problem with guns
In this country, we have snapping
Almost twice, three, four, times a year, right?
People just snap, they can't take it anymore, they snap

go into Mcdonalds and kill fifteen people
I what the fuck is going on down at the post office?
Every six some guy gets fired, comes back
And all his co-workers

If I worked at the office as a supervisor
I wouldn't lay anybody off for the twenty-five fucking years
I'd just walk going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
"Well, it up, you're doing a great job! Jesus, I'll tell ya"

And I am sick and for New York city taking the blame
In this country for the crime problem, you
Whenever you a fact chart, it always says Detroit leads the world
In rape and murder and everything else, but New York takes the

"New york's a cess pool, a cess pool of filth and crime
We're moving", "Hey! I just moved here years ago
And I'm not leaving, this is the most exciting place
In the to live"

Oh yeah! Yeah! There are so ways to die in New York city
Come on! Race riots, drive by shootings, crashes
cranes collapsing on the sidewalks
Manhole covers up, asbestos shooting into the sky

We had a subway crash here a couple of ago
people died, the next day they found the driver was drunk
And on crack, folks, this makes Disneyland
Look like a fucking bike ride, it?

"Your drive today is Edward, he's drunk and on crack
The man next to you has a loaded nine-millimeter
luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
This is be fucking great!"

Yeah, I living in New York, man and people who live in New York
We wear that fact like a badge on our sleeve because we know
That impresses everybody! "I was in vietnam"
"So what? I in New York!", "Really?

Yeah, 'cause New York teaches you to life the way
It should be lived, to moment, yes
Because every moment in New York could be last
Oh yeah,

You be walking down the street tomorrow
Feeling about yourself, drink free, drug free
forward to the future
And somebody accidently nudges their off of a 75th floor ledge

Doink! And headed for the ground
At a hundred and seventy five miles per hour
And curchunk he's impeded in your head! dead on contact
The in the post the next day reads, "Man killed by best friend"

People cut the article out and they laugh about it at the
And forever remembered as the poodle man!
"I the poodle man and he hated fucking poodles"

New teaches you to live life moment to moment
And street by street and beat to
Because all played that street ot street game in New York
we? Yes we have, good block, bad block, good block, bad block
Gun block, crack block, asbestos block, poodle block! block

'Cause most think, "Life sucks, and then you die"
I disagree, I life sucks, then you get cancer
Then you go chemotherapy and you lose all your hair
You feel bad about yourself, then all of the
The goes into remission

You look good, you feel good, you're great
And all of the sudden you a stroke, you can't move your right side
And one day you step off the curb at by Lincoln center and bang
You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die

Because I think Jim Hensen said it best when he
"Anybody got any aspirin? I I got a cold"
And a chill the room, we all have this incredible attachment
To the muppets, we? "We love the muppets! They're so cute!"

Did you hear about Jim funeral? Here in New York city, huh?
Kermit the frog and big bird "It's not easy being green"
At Jim funeral, if I'm fifty-six years old
When I kick the bucket and a fucking sock is singing at my

I'm gonna pop out of the and go
"Hey! What the Hell is this about? Sammy Jr. gets Frank Sinatra
And I get a fucking
I'm really off now!