Luyện nghe bài hát Death

I'm and tired of my generation getting blamed
For the state of the planet, I'm sick of my generation getting
TV generation', "Well all you guys do is watch TV"
What did you expect? We lee harvey oswald get shot

Live on tv one Sunday morning, we were to change
The fucking channel for the next years
"This show sucks", "Yeah, but somebody might get
the commercial, now hang on!

That's what's wrong this country, we always shoot the wrong guys
We shoot J F K, we shoot R F K and it to teddy, we go
"Ahh, leave him alone, fuck it up himself, no problem, you know"
Biggest target in the whole Kennedy family

Nobody a shot on me, he weighs about seven thousand pounds
You could a bullet in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in Boston
minutes later, he'd be standing on the lawn
At the compound going, "Ah There's a bullet in my ass, ah"

Ted kennedy, senator, but a bad date
You know what I'm saying, One of those guys who gets home
At four o'clock in the and goes, "What did I forget?
Oh! The fucking girl! What's the with me?
Jesus, where are my pants? shit!

I'll tell you folks, we got a real problem with guns
In this country, we have snapping
Almost twice, three, four, five a year, right?
People just snap, they can't take it anymore, they snap

They go Mcdonalds and kill fifteen people
I mean what the fuck is on down at the post office?
Every six months some guy gets fired, back
And all his co-workers

If I at the post office as a supervisor
I wouldn't lay off for the next twenty-five fucking years
I'd just around going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
"Well, keep it up, you're doing a job! Jesus, I'll tell ya"

And I am sick and tired for New York city taking the
In this for the crime problem, you know
you read a fact chart, it always says Detroit leads the world
In rape and and everything else, but New York takes the blame

"New a cess pool, it's a cess pool of filth and crime
We're moving", "Hey! I just moved here years ago
And I'm not leaving, this is the most exciting place
In the to live"

Oh yeah! Yeah! There are so many ways to die in New city
on! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes
Construction cranes on the sidewalks
Manhole blowing up, asbestos shooting into the sky

We had a subway crash a couple of years ago
Five people died, the next day they found the was drunk
And hooked on crack, folks, this makes
like a fucking bike ride, doesn't it?

"Your drive today is Edward, he's drunk and on crack
The man sitting next to you has a nine-millimeter
luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
This is gonna be great!"

Yeah, I love living in New York, man and people who in New York
We wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve we know
That impresses everybody! "I was in vietnam"
"So what? I in New York!", "Really?

Yeah, 'cause New York you to live life the way
It should be lived, to moment, yes
Because moment in New York could be your last
Oh yeah,

You could be walking down the tomorrow
Feeling good about yourself, free, drug free
Looking to the future
And somebody accidently their poodle off of a 75th floor ledge

Doink! And headed for the ground
At a hundred and seventy five thousand per hour
And he's impeded in your head! You're dead on contact
The headline in the post the day reads, "Man killed by best friend"

People cut the out and they laugh about it at the office
And forever remembered as the poodle man!
"I knew the poodle man and he hated poodles"

New york teaches you to live moment to moment
And street by street and to beat
we've all played that street ot street game in New York
Haven't we? Yes we have, good block, bad block, block, bad block
Gun block, crack block, asbestos block, block! Poodle block

most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die"
I disagree, I think life sucks, you get cancer
Then you go into chemotherapy and you lose all your
You feel bad about yourself, all of the sudden
The goes into remission

You look good, you good, you're going great
And all of the sudden you have a stroke, you can't move right side
And one day you step off the at 68th by Lincoln center and bang
You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die

Because I think Jim Hensen said it best when he
"Anybody got any aspirin? I I got a cold"
And a chill filled the room, we all have this attachment
To the muppets, don't we? "We love the muppets! so cute!"

Did you about Jim Hensen's funeral? Here in New York city, huh?
the frog and big bird sang "It's not easy being green"
At Jim funeral, if I'm fifty-six years old
When I kick the bucket and a sock is singing at my funeral

I'm pop out of the coffin and go
"Hey! What the Hell is this about? Sammy Davis Jr. gets Frank
And I get a sock?
I'm really off now!