Luyện nghe bài hát Death

I'm sick and of my generation getting blamed
For the state of the planet, I'm sick of my generation getting
TV generation', "Well all you guys do is watch TV"
What did you expect? We watched lee harvey get shot

Live on tv one Sunday morning, we afraid to change
The fucking channel for the next years
"This show sucks", "Yeah, but might get shot
During the commercial, now on!

what's wrong with this country, we always shoot the wrong guys
We shoot J F K, we R F K and it comes to teddy, we go
"Ahh, leave him alone, he'll it up himself, no problem, you know"
Biggest target in the goddamn Kennedy family

takes a shot on me, he weighs about seven thousand pounds
You could shoot a in Los Angeles and hit him in the ass in Boston
Five minutes later, be standing on the lawn
At the Kennedy compound going, "Ah There's a in my ass, ah"

Ted kennedy, good senator, but a bad
You know what I'm saying, folks? One of guys who gets home
At four o'clock in the and goes, "What did I forget?
Oh! The fucking girl! the matter with me?
Jesus, where are my Holy shit!

Because tell you folks, we got a real problem with guns
In this country, we people snapping
Almost twice, three, four, five a year, right?
People snap, they can't take it anymore, they just snap

They go into Mcdonalds and fifteen people
I mean the fuck is going on down at the post office?
Every six months some guy fired, comes back
And kills all his

If I worked at the post as a supervisor
I wouldn't lay anybody off for the twenty-five fucking years
I'd walk around going, "Hanrahan, what're you doing?" "Nothing"
"Well, keep it up, you're doing a great job! Jesus, I'll ya"

And I am sick and tired for New York taking the blame
In country for the crime problem, you know
you read a fact chart, it always says Detroit leads the world
In and murder and everything else, but New York takes the blame

"New york's a cess pool, a cess pool of filth and crime
We're moving", "Hey! I moved here four years ago
And I'm not leaving, this is the most exciting place
In the to live"

Oh yeah! Yeah! There are so ways to die in New York city
Come on! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway
Construction cranes collapsing on the
Manhole covers up, asbestos shooting into the sky

We had a subway crash a couple of years ago
Five people died, the next day they found the driver was
And on crack, folks, this makes Disneyland
like a fucking bike ride, doesn't it?

"Your today is Edward, he's drunk and hooked on crack
The man sitting to you has a loaded nine-millimeter
luck, folks!", "Honey, get the camera!"
This is be fucking great!"

Yeah, I love living in New York, man and people who in New York
We wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve we know
That impresses everybody! "I was in vietnam"
"So I live in New York!", "Really?

Yeah, 'cause New York teaches you to live the way
It should be lived, to moment, yes
Because every moment in New could be your last
Oh yeah,

You could be down the street tomorrow
Feeling about yourself, drink free, drug free
Looking forward to the
And somebody accidently their poodle off of a 75th floor ledge

Doink! And headed for the ground
At a hundred and seventy five thousand miles per
And curchunk he's impeded in your head! You're dead on
The headline in the post the day reads, "Man killed by best friend"

People cut the article out and they laugh about it at the
And you're forever remembered as the man!
"I knew the poodle man and he fucking poodles"

New york teaches you to live life to moment
And street by street and to beat
Because we've all played that street ot game in New York
Haven't we? Yes we have, good block, bad block, block, bad block
Gun block, crack block, asbestos block, block! Poodle block

'Cause most people think, "Life sucks, and you die"
I disagree, I life sucks, then you get cancer
Then you go into chemotherapy and you all your hair
You feel bad about yourself, then all of the
The cancer goes into

You look good, you feel good, you're great
And all of the sudden you have a stroke, you can't move your side
And one day you step off the curb at 68th by Lincoln center and
You get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die

Because I Jim Hensen said it best when he said
"Anybody got any aspirin? I I got a cold"
And a filled the room, we all have this incredible attachment
To the muppets, don't we? "We love the muppets! so cute!"

Did you about Jim Hensen's funeral? Here in New York city, huh?
Kermit the frog and big bird sang "It's not being green"
At Jim Hensen's funeral, if I'm fifty-six old
When I kick the bucket and a fucking is singing at my funeral

I'm gonna pop out of the and go
"Hey! What the Hell is this about? Sammy Davis Jr. gets Sinatra
And I get a fucking
I'm pissed off now!