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[ 1 ] Well, up, homeboys, I got somethin to say a homeboy from back in the day His was richard, some called him rick But if you knew him like me, call him dick we were growin up, we stuck with each other Like white on rice, he was kinda a brother We had a fun when we were kids We always overlooked the dumb he did But the fun was over we got to high school Cause it was time for girlies, so we had to be cool We had a lotta girlies, and our were impressed One thing wrong, rick got obsessed We wouldn't go to class, always think ass Not if he was gonna pass, if he would last was all he was thinkin about If the school was all boys, he'da been out When he did drop out, he no shame And if you ask me, he had the name Cause he hated to go, but he loved to That's why I call him dick, cause is dumb
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[ 2 ] He go to school, but he had to survive So he out and got him a 9 to 5 he was lazy, he had to work Cause he had a lot of girls, he money, the jerk As as he made it, his money was spent When it came to girls, he care where he went He'd em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!" And it was no tellin what he would He was in the doctor's almost every week He became so popular, everybody'd When he walked in say (hi rick) And he passed by, they'd say (dumb dick) Really hard-headed, he said he had juice But it was cause of his hard head, he was so loose He was in love another girl every day And when we asked him why, only say (I'm the kinda guy who likes to fun I a lotta girls, can't have just one) I can understand that, but this is kind of Sometimes I if his brain Was his...
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[ 3 ] He his girl when he lost his job So to keep himself livin like a no-good slob He hustled on the streets, cause he had no And every day you'd hear his "jumbos! I got it good" But he never made the money that a hustler Cause he was standin out on the corner If a girl by, he was right up on her He was so hot, his couldn't be measured To him his was his pleasure A mind, and as a matter of fact He his name to daddy mack The on the streets he was workin for Cut him off, now he's plain old poor And all his left, because they never cared The were leeches for a dollar, and they got share disappeared like a magic trick And wanna know what happened to dick Well, still around, but now he's a bum Chasin bag ladies, he's the same old