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[ 1 ] Well, listen up, homeboys, I got to say About a from back in the day His was richard, some called him rick But if you knew him me, you'd call him dick When we were growin up, we with each other Like white on rice, he was like a brother We had a lotta fun we were kids We always the dumb things he did But the fun was over when we got to high Cause it was time for girlies, so we had to be cool We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were One thing wrong, rick got obsessed We go to class, always think about ass Not if he was gonna pass, if he just last Girls was all he was thinkin If the school was all boys, been dropped out When he did drop out, he felt no And if you ask me, he had the name Cause he hated to go, but he to come That's why I call him dick, dick is dumb
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[ 2 ] He go to school, but he had to survive So he out and got him a 9 to 5 he was lazy, he had to work Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the As fast as he made it, his money was When it came to girls, he didn't where he went He'd em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!" And it was no tellin what he catch He was in the office almost every week He became so popular, speak When he walked in say (hi rick) And when he passed by, say (dumb dick) Really hard-headed, cause he said he had But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so He was in love with girl every day And when we asked him why, he'd say (I'm the kinda guy who likes to fun I a lotta girls, can't have just one) I can understand that, but is kind of insane Sometimes I wonder if his Was his...
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[ 3 ] He lost his girl when he his job So to keep from livin like a no-good slob He on the streets, cause he had no choice And day you'd hear his voice "jumbos! I got it good" But he never made the money that a could Cause when he was standin out on the If a girl by, he was right up on her He was so hot, his heat be measured To him his business was his A one-track mind, and as a of fact He changed his to daddy mack The people on the streets he was for Cut him off, now he's just plain old And all his left, because they never cared The were leeches for a dollar, and got their share Homeboy disappeared like a magic And everybody wanna know happened to dick Well, he's around, but now he's a bum Chasin bag ladies, the same old dumb