Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game like D+D fuels their imagination and makes feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead Alewives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: Galstaff you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room, the pungent stench of mildew off the wet dungeon walls.
Nightblade: are the Cheetos!
They're right next to you.
Galstaff: I a spell.
Where's the Mountain Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I wanna a spell.
Nightblade: Can I have a Dew!
Yes, you can have a Mountain Dew just go get it.
Galstaff: I can any of these right, on the list?
Yes, any any of the first level ones.
Nightblade: I'm gonna get a soda, any one want one? Hey Graham I'm not in the room
What room?
Galstaff: I wanna magic missile.
Nightblade: The room where he's casting all these from!
Graham: He hasn't any thing yet.
Galstaff: I am though if you'd listen. I'm casting Missile.
Graham: Why are you casting Magic Missile, there's to attack here.
Galstaff: I- I- I'm the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: Fine fine you the darkness there's an elf in front of you.
Picard: Whoa! me right?
Graham: He's wearing a brown and he has gray hair and blue eyes.
No I don't, I have gray eyes.
Graham: Let me see sheet.
Picard: Well it I have, well it says I have blue but I decided I wanted gray eyes.
Graham: Whatever, ok, you guys can now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Picard: Then how you had to cast Magic Missile?
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You guys are attacked.
Nightblade: Do I see happening!?!
Graham: NO! You're by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. There are are seven ogres surrounding you.
Picard: How can surround us? I had Mordenkainens Magical Watch Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm getting drunk! Are there any there?
Picard: I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Faithful Watch Dog.
Graham: But you actually cast it.
Nightblade: the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!
Ugh. Yeah you are.
Nightblade: Are there any girls
Yeah!
Picard: I did I completely said when you asked me...
Graham: No you didn't. You actually say that you were casting the spell so now there's ogres. Ok.
OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre slaying knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!
Graham: not there, you're getting DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if there's any there I wanna do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas most frightening past time. Remember that it's not you fault that's their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's their gym teachers fault for making them feel out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.