Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game like D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead Alewives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: Galstaff you have the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room, the pungent stench of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
Nightblade: are the Cheetos!
Graham: They're next to you.
Galstaff: I a spell.
Where's the Mountain Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I cast a spell.
Nightblade: Can I a Mountain Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can have a Mountain Dew go get it.
Galstaff: I can cast any of right, on the list?
Graham: Yes, any any of the level ones.
Nightblade: I'm gonna get a soda, any one one? Hey Graham I'm not in the room right?
Graham: room?
Galstaff: I cast magic missile.
Nightblade: The room where he's all these spells from!
He hasn't cast any thing yet.
Galstaff: I am if you'd listen. I'm casting Magic Missile.
Why are you casting Magic Missile, there's nothing to attack here.
Galstaff: I- I- I'm the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: fine you attack the darkness there's an elf in front of you.
Picard: Whoa! me right?
Graham: He's wearing a brown and he has gray hair and blue eyes.
Picard: No I don't, I gray eyes.
Graham: Let me see sheet.
Picard: Well it I have, well it says I have blue but I decided I wanted gray eyes.
Graham: Whatever, ok, you guys can now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Then how come you had to cast Magic Missile?
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You are being attacked.
Do I see that happening!?!
Graham: NO! outside by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. There are there are ogres surrounding you.
How can they surround us? I had Mordenkainens Magical Watch Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm drunk! Are there any girls there?
Picard: I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainens Faithful Watch Dog.
Graham: But you never actually it.
Nightblade: the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!
Ugh. Yeah you are.
Nightblade: Are there any girls
Yeah!
Picard: I did though; I completely said when you me...
Graham: No you didn't. You didn't actually say that you were casting the spell so now ogres. Ok.
Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an ogre slaying knife! got a +9 against ogres!
Graham: You're not there, getting DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if any girls there I wanna do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas most frightening past time. Remember that it's not you children's fault that's their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's their gym teachers fault for making them out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.