Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I your attention please?
May I your attention please?
Will the real Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim please stand up?
gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like ya never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like just burst in the door
And whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin' her furniture (Ahh!)
It's the of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just didn't say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women Eminem
Slim Shady, I'm of him
at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and let loose, but can't
But it's for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you might give it a little kiss
And that's the that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what is
By the time hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't
We ain't but mammals
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut other people like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then there's no reason that a man and another man elope
But if you like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim please stand up?
Please stand up, stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please up?
Please up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to his records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too!
You think I give a about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even me let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And hear them argue over who she gave head to
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think married to Kim, hee-hee"
I download her audio on MP3
And the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy
All you do is annoy me so I been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the best thing but not quite me!

I'm a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out
Then you how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going I'm 30
be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with
And I'm jerkin' but this bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady
He could be working at Burger spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I don't a fuck!
With his down and his system up
So, will the real please stand up?
And put one of those on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

Guess there's a Shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up