Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your please?
May I have your please?
Will the real Slim Shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real Shady please stand up?
We're gonna a problem here

Y'all act like ya never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin' her furniture (Ahh!)
It's the of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist love Eminem
Slim Shady, I'm of him
Look at him, walking around his you-know-what
the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parents'
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and let loose, but can't
But it's for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on lips
And if I'm lucky, you might give it a little kiss
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know intercourse is
By the time hit fourth grade
got the Discovery Channel don't they?
We ain't but mammals
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut other open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then there's no reason that a man and another man elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the
wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
stand up, please stand up

Will Smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let stand me
"But Slim, if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And hear them argue over who she gave head to
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her on MP3
And show the whole how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act me
And might be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 percent of you out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like
It's funny 'cause at the I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home
nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't
And every single person is a Slim lurking
He could be working at Burger King spitting on onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I give a fuck!
With his windows down and his up
So, the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Guess there's a Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all up