Luyện nghe bài hát Everytime

Everytime I clean my room, I another mess
Everytime I miss the bus, I'm late for a
Everytime I'm re-incarnated, in the lowest form
I leave my window every time there is a storm
I have a hangover, I have to go to work
Everytime I masturbate dry it to hurt
Everytime I pat a dog he me on the hand
I talk to aliens, they don't understand
Everytime I skate, I get bruise
I get drunk, I vomit on my shoes
Everytime I scratch, the needle
Everytime I milk, it comes out in lumps
Everytime I freestyle, I just talk
Everytime I catch the bus, is nowhere to sit
I catch a train, Im hassled for a ticket
Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball a wicket
Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a hamstring to prove I do yoga
I eat, I get a pain in my chest
Everytime I it's heartburn, it's cardiac arrest
Everytime I make a call, call interrupts
I dump a load at someone's house, it won't flush
Everytime it won't flush, it stains the
If you ever see me happy it I'm manic

Doomed to
*It's not easy me
Doomed to
*It's not being me

Everytime I advice, it comes out wrong
I get raided, my prints are on the bong
Everytime I score, I get shitty
I was living with the until they heard me dis the cheif.
Cause we'd smoke a joint, Id end up with the roach
Everytime I skip sport, I get by the coach
But every time I play footy, I get in the dirt
I crack another rib and it really fuckin
Everytime I brush my teeth, I find another
Everytime I try to fly, I gravity
Everytime I have a craving, I run out of
we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude
Everytime I give a an orgasm, she fakes
Everytime I jam it in, the breaks
Everytime I gamble, I lose all my
I eat all bran, I get the shits
But I shit, it takes about an hour
And there's never any paper so I have to a shower
But everytime I shower the is already wet
And it's not wet with water but wet cum and sweat
Everytime I pluck my hairs to make myself attractive
My dick gets sore and I fuck a spastic
Everytime I write a song, stations ban it
Cause when you play my records in reverse they're
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,

Everytime I make a joke, people take me
Everytime I go on a girl, she's on her period
Everytime I drive a car, a cop will me over
But I'll say I'm someone else and that I'm
Every blind date turns out to be
My looks are all I have and is why I mind
Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the dance
Everyone is at me cause I don't have any pants
Everytime we piggy in the middle, I'm the pig
Everytime we tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it
Everytime I lick toad, I get on my tongue
Everytime I see a killer bee, when im getting stung
Everytime I play scrabble, I the word "AT"
wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat
Everytime I your mum, she wants it in the bum
And everytime I'm done, not because I've come
Everytime I crack onto a i pull my sack out
Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my out
Everytime I a wave, I hit a coral reef
And everytime I vegetarian, I get beef