Luyện nghe bài hát Everytime

Everytime I clean my room, I another mess
I miss the bus, I'm late for a test
Everytime I'm re-incarnated, in the lowest form
I leave my window open time there is a storm
I have a hangover, I have to go to work
Everytime I masturbate dry it tends to
Everytime I pat a dog he me on the hand
Everytime I to aliens, they don't understand
Everytime I skate, I get bruise
Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my
Everytime I scratch, the jumps
Everytime I milk, it comes out in lumps
Everytime I freestyle, I just shit
I catch the bus, there is nowhere to sit
Everytime I catch a train, Im hassled for a
I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a wicket
Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga
Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my
Everytime I it's heartburn, it's cardiac arrest
Everytime I make a call, call waiting
Everytime I dump a at someone's house, it won't flush
Everytime it won't flush, it the ceramic
If you see me happy it because I'm manic

Doomed to
*It's not easy me
to fail
*It's not being me

Everytime I give advice, it out wrong
I get raided, my prints are on the bong
Everytime I score, I get leaf
I was with the navajo until they heard me dis the cheif.
Cause everytime smoke a joint, Id end up with the roach
Everytime I skip sport, I get drilled by the
But every I play footy, I get tackled in the dirt
I crack another rib and it really fuckin
Everytime I brush my teeth, I another cavity
Everytime I try to fly, I gravity
Everytime I a craving, I run out of food
Everytime we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up
Everytime I give a an orgasm, she fakes
Everytime I jam it in, the condom
Everytime I gamble, I all my chips
Everytime I eat all bran, I get the
But everytime I shit, it takes about an
And there's any paper so I have to have a shower
But I shower the towel is already wet
And it's not wet with water but wet with cum and
Everytime I pluck my hairs to make myself attractive
My dick gets sore and I fuck like a
Everytime I a song, radio stations ban it
when you play my records in reverse they're satanic
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,

Everytime I make a joke, people take me
Everytime I go down on a girl, on her period
I drive a car, a cop will pull me over
But I'll say I'm someone else and I'm sober
Every date turns out to be blind
My looks are all I have and is why I mind
I have a dream, I'm at the school dance
Everyone is looking at me cause I don't any pants
Everytime we piggy in the middle, I'm the pig
Everytime we tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it
Everytime I lick toad, I get on my tongue
I see a killer bee, It's when im getting stung
Everytime I play scrabble, I the word "AT"
Every wet fart, a stain where I sat
Everytime I your mum, she wants it in the bum
And I'm done, it's not because I've come
Everytime I crack onto a i pull my sack out
I try to suck my dick, I put my back out
Everytime I a wave, I hit a coral reef
And I order vegetarian, I get beef