Have you ever seen a How about an exquisite about Frankenstein's monster Now think fun getting it, good! Johnny starts with a leg. I sew on an arm. Then you a hand We add our piece Now, kind of beast have we made? find out!
[Verse 1: I woke up Sunday to a sky Robot goosestep by listened when we had the juice
to try And Bill the Guy told us that "the end is Nye!" Lately been getting harder to
survive Since the started to Ban American refugees from being a damn part of the
People's of Antarctica A bum begged me for a bill he could Babbling some shit about "there's a tomorrow" He said that "legend has it, there's still a Baja and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off from the deserts out in Until my thirsty horse collapsed in the scorched I to myself heart and soul I'd crawl across dead world for those garlic rolls 2: Dumbfoundead] Yo, kid, let go of the horse crying, need a ride? Hop in my red Porsche Eat something homie, you look and frail Now why the hell you take the Oregon Trail? Remember back in school, that stupid computer game? You shoulda known better, now no one but you to blame Dying of Don't to the enemy take you underground where the hive resistance be Apparently a colony of people are out A full of veggies, even garlic they sprout there Leader General Bieber who be running shit down a way to end the drought, bring out the swimwear Soon as we pulled up we drilling noises started dancing, even grown folk joined in Like a hydrant in the Bronx, water up
in the air But was boiling and as hot as flares
3: Grieves] Ooowee, ain't a bitch? believed it til the first wave hit The ground shaking and the sky went red (Mayday! Atlanta's been lost, Bieber is dead) No! God damn, another one Colonies of people living the ground Rallied against the clowns, a resistance was They for mankind and the existence of porn (let's go!) Back on the life teeters Avoiding wild packs of North American beavers
Creepers and feeders Fearing the great You're gonna get eaten or beat with a pay meter This is real homie, dog eat dog More like robot clown man and whole squad Graffiti on the says "there is no god" But is still homemade vodka, and that's cool
4: Wax] Homemade vodka, pour a up then I swill it I'm the person left who remembers how to distill it It's the most popular in the underground economy So I'm the most popular in my underground colony All the leaders they throw shots down In my bar after they the robot clowns As of late they've stressed and depressed the chances of us winning are becoming less and less We lost the of the human army Morale is really low and a lot of people are I'm still how this all happened Is this even real or am I on acid? The are advancing down I use the word "down" cause coming underground that sound? It's kinda loud Holy shit! There are right now!
5: Adam Vida] Calm down soldier, this is no time to be a We can these clowns, okay, we just need to think I've lost ten men this week, I can't sleep
a But this the last place on earth a guy can get a decent So if we lose this bar to those useless zombie bastards I'd rather starve than be So I put barbed slabs on the fences That buy us some time to plan our defenses Pick up the and trash cans off the floor Stack em up on the door to jam up
the entrance Ain't got grenades but we still might be I just found fifty diet coke and some breath mints Fill the trash cans to the brim the cola When the robots in, toss the mints
in the soda See the blast won't hurt em but it'll get em wet mess up their wiring and disrupt their circuitry If it don't work though, my plan cannot fail We drink the vodka—shot after shot til we're too to feel pain Spark up a flame and the bottles that remain into Molotov cocktails I've had it with you clowns, I've limit You may have killed my captain, but I'm the And I let you terrorize us Wait a minute That ain't no robot zombie, man, what the is it?! [Verse 6: Rafael Adam! Ahhh! I mean to scare ya Dude, that's not a robot, it's just Iggy Musta hid up in the bar to about who we are Then report back to the captain of the folks my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her with some fuckin She came to sing-rap & give us all undercut fades Lo-fi beats telepathic autotune Help! She's inside my head and I don't think am immune Been repo-d, I think I'm in deep
I am weeping at the my dreams of keepin the streets G code Only way to outrun it is up on the track Any and everyone get up and mean it puttin the peddle into it Now we taking the tempo and tunin it gone let a lesser lemon ruin it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm it, deuces im dippin Who comin the kid? I'm out to the dojo, Diggs got pistols hidden in his fro though These robots think we're bitch, Diggs, some loko And let me borrow your Jefferson robe bro, I'm postal Bay boys bout to put this barrel some fuckin blowholes
[Verse 7: Daveed Whoa whoa whoa, up cash You see I'm my mustache up I heard all these newly brainwashed rap chicks are really to fuck I comb the pistols out the fro and they're sitting on the And there's two out in a fully gassed up LeSabre I'm ready to ride on these haters, go But you better drive cause you already That apocalypse or not when I'm behind the wheel my black ass is Enough gonna get And we ain't got the time and the are expired You know how it is, I am really not trying to die today, by cop or by a geek Whoa, stop, lemme bottle up this I've been brewing on the back porch Grab the backpack out the closet, got all of our passports I've been planning for a minute, seen the writing on the walls If we survive and find a civilization got to know who we are we swoop us Chinaka in case we need some muscle Or some reason, or anything other our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll through the hood real bumping something all of these monsters know a Watsky song? Lo and behold, they'll follow our car wherever we go Let's lead em out to Napa and let em gentrify that up the car—no, homie—we are not stopping for any swishers Or a McFlurry, blood there's no time for that up, there go Nak right there, pull over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
[Verse 8: Chinaka Ay Raf get seat Make room for ya
fam, I'll give you this McShake and the end Hansen Now what the fuck you it's the end
of the world? I been on Pinterest tending to the end of
my I mean the sky is always purple, people on vapors I mean the Tribune been gone, I gon read it in the papers Nothing's all that different, been the for black women apocalyptic breakfast follows revelation dinners The lights out The water of flint Exquisite laying where the bodies had been No bombs over Baghdad, just drones grenades life gives us citrus we learn to drop Lemonade So okay fellas shall we get in Bump some pied piper R up out the trunk this Do the end of the styling in our fitteds and gators Lure these stupid mufuckas on a goose Use already up in my suitcase I got a whole jones for this road And my flow so we don't need AC I popped fo' no doze, I'll read formal prose Bet you knows how to make us free A Lauren in Trumped up world A black woman still being called girl But the only is change holmes So let's get the and leave up out our bay homes Got the earthquake kit and six of gas Got in the driver and Raf in the back Got this passenger seat
and the last of these Go north Daveed, gun it til wine country Do it moving fluid turfin with iDummy It's the bay moves we as natives gon keep us safe It's the water water and an instrumental tap, let's go get tired behind us I mean of em hybrid but most of them wind-ups We got nothing but power we got but time I got new beats and Music of My Mind Nothing in Napa but the scent of the grapes No palate-cleansing tapas for taste Nothing left in Calistoga but one bubble We got just two dudes and just one Nak, Like how the hell we repopulate The two of y'all and me like actual insanity Like eww, that's really gross It's like, not Diggs, and not Not nobody else, just doing it styling in wine country with else
9: Watsky] Red red wine, I don't to die! I hum under my breath as I fight in the quiet depths of the bunker I was when I came to after Dumbfoundead Brought me to the battered base underground where we hunkered the summer But then winter came and the flame that we tended to flickered to And the few of us living to burning cadavers like tinder and lumber We bickered bitterly and our hit a peak in our hunger Sickened we hunted other Pickpocketed the and we plundered A visitor from the surface stole a garlic from Dave and Busters And I butchered the buster in his sleep just to lick his for butter But it kind of gave me I confess and the pipes ruptured
from my dung Lungs punctured Dumb stuck me with the sharped end of my plunger Now it's me and Grieves in a grave to J Biebs and Azalea's
pale humungous butt That I rest my head for my perpetual slumber We frail and wretched kvetch and It's curtains, my are numbered And I'm to pain, yet one remaining certainty gives me comfort I made a living my opinions loudly Thinking I matter if I drew a crowd, see Now, my lily cheek on Iggy's cheeks
I finally see the future will be fine me Nothing is entitled to be I'm a of a broken time And maybe there's survivors on the surface in LeSabres on sipping red, red wine