Have you ever seen a How an exquisite one? Think Frankenstein's monster Now think fun You're it, good! Johnny starts with a leg. I sew on an arm. you lend a hand We add our piece Now, what kind of beast we made? Let's out!
[Verse 1: I up Sunday to a bloodshot sky Robot overlords by Shoulda when we had the juice
to try And Bill the Science Guy told us "the end is Nye!" Lately it's been getting harder survive Since the started to Ban American refugees from a damn part of the
People's Republic of Antarctica A bum begged me for a bill he could Babbling some shit about "there's a tomorrow" He said that "legend has it, still a Baja Grill and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off from the out in Portland Until my thirsty collapsed in the scorched sand I to myself heart and soul I'd crawl this dead world for those garlic rolls 2: Dumbfoundead] Yo, kid, let go of the horse Stop crying, need a Hop in my red Porsche Eat something homie, you bony and frail Now why the hell would you take the Oregon Remember back in grade school, that stupid game? You shoulda known better, now there's no one but you to Dying of Don't to the enemy I'ma take you where the hive resistance be Apparently a colony of people are out A garden of veggies, even garlic they sprout there Leader General Bieber who be shit down there Found a way to end the drought, out the swimwear Soon as we pulled up we heard noises Children started dancing, grown folk joined in Like a hydrant in the Bronx, water shot the air But was boiling and as hot as flares
3: Grieves] Ooowee, ain't that a believed it til the first wave hit The started shaking and the sky went red (Mayday! been lost, Justin Bieber is dead) No! God damn, one down Colonies of people living the ground Rallied against the clowns, a was born They for mankind and the existence of porn (let's go!) Back on the surface teeters wild packs of North American beavers
Creepers and face feeders Fearing the reaper either gonna get eaten or beat with a pay meter This is shit homie, dog eat dog More robot clown eats man and whole squad Graffiti on the says "there is no god" But there is still homemade vodka, and cool
[Verse 4: Homemade vodka, pour a shot up I swill it I'm the person left who remembers how to distill it It's the most popular in the underground economy So I'm the most person in my underground colony All the resistance leaders throw shots down In my bar they fight the robot clowns As of late been stressed and depressed Cause the chances of us winning are less and less We lost the of the human army Morale is low and a lot of people are starving I'm still how this all happened Is even real or am I just on acid? The are advancing down I use the word "down" cause they're underground that sound? It's kinda loud Holy shit! There are right now!
[Verse 5: Vida] down soldier, this is no time to be a fink We can beat these clowns, okay, we just need to I've lost ten men this week, I can't wink But this the place on earth a guy can get a decent drink So darned if we lose this bar to those zombie bastards I'd rather starve be boozeless So I put wire slabs on the fences That buy us some time to plan our defenses Pick up the chairs and cans off the floor Stack em up on the front door to jam entrance Ain't got grenades but we still be saved I just found fifty diet coke and some breath mints the trash cans to the brim with the cola When the robots break in, toss the the soda See the blast won't em but it'll get em wet certainly It'll up their wiring and disrupt their circuitry If it don't work though, my next plan cannot We drink the after shot til we're too drunk to feel pain Spark up a flame and the bottles that remain into Molotov cocktails had it with you clowns, I've reached
my limit You may have killed my captain, but I'm the And I won't let you us Wait just a That no robot zombie, man, what the hell is it?! [Verse 6: Rafael Adam! Ahhh! I didn't to scare ya Dude, that's not a robot, just Iggy Azalea Musta hid up in the bar to learn who we are Then report back to the captain of the attackin my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her some fuckin duck-tape She to sing-rap & give us all some undercut fades Lo-fi transmittin telepathic autotune Help! She's my head and I don't think
I am immune Been repo-d, I think I'm in
I am weeping at the seams Forfeiting my of keepin the streets G code Only way to outrun it is up on the track Any and everyone get up and meddle
it Just the peddle into it Now we taking the tempo and tunin it Never gone let a lesser lemon it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm undoin it, im dippin Who comin the kid? I'm out to the dojo, Diggs got pistols hidden in his fro though These robots think we're bitch, Diggs, gimme loko And let me borrow your Jefferson robe bro, I'm postal Bay boys bout to put this barrel into some blowholes
[Verse 7: Daveed whoa whoa, hold up cash You see I'm trimming my up I heard all newly brainwashed rap chicks are really down to fuck I comb the out the fro and they're sitting on the table And there's two cheesesteaks out in a fully up LeSabre I'm ready to on these haters, let's go But you better drive cause you already That apocalypse or not when I'm the wheel my black ass is sure gonna get stopped And we ain't got the time and the are expired You know how it is, I am really not trying to die today, by cop or by a geek Whoa, stop, lemme bottle up this kombucha I've been brewing on the porch the backpack out the closet, it's got all of our passports I've been planning this for a minute, seen the writing on the If we survive and find a civilization got to know who we are First we swoop us Chinaka in we need some muscle Or reason, or anything other than our indiscriminate hustle Then we through the hood real slow bumping something all of these monsters know Like a Watsky song? Lo and behold, follow our car wherever we go lead em out to Napa and let em gentrify that bitch up Start the car—no, are not stopping for any swishers Or a McFlurry, blood no time for that shit Hold up, there go Nak right there, over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
8: Chinaka Hodge] Ay Raf get back Make room for ya
fam, give you this McShake and the end of
my Hansen Now what the fuck you talking it's the the world? I been on Pinterest to the end of
my curls I mean the sky is always purple, people on vapors I the Tribune been gone, I ain't gon read it in the papers Nothing's all that different, been the for black women When apocalyptic breakfast follows revelation The been out The water of flint corpses laying where the bodies had been No bombs over Baghdad, just with grenades When life us citrus we learn to drop Lemonade So fellas shall we get in formation? Bump some pied piper R up out the this scraper Do the end of the world styling in our and gators these stupid mufuckas on a goose chase Use whatever's up in my suitcase I got a jones for this open road And my flow so cold we don't AC I popped fo' no doze, I'll this formal prose Bet you Butler knows how to make us A Lauren in Trumped up world A magic woman still being called girl But the only constant is change So let's get the and leave up out our bay homes Got the kit and six gallons of gas Got in the driver and Raf in the back Got this passenger seat
and the last of these Go north Daveed, just gun it til country Do it moving like turfin with iDummy It's the bay we learned as natives gon keep us safe It's the forty water and an instrumental tap, let's go get tired behind us I half of em hybrid but most of them wind-ups We got nothing but we got nothing but time I got new beats and Music of My Mind Nothing in Napa but the scent of the grapes No palate-cleansing tapas for discriminate Nothing in Calistoga but one popped bubble We got two dudes and just one Nak, trouble Like how the hell we humanity The two of y'all and me that's actual insanity Like eww, really gross guys like, not Diggs, and not Rafa Not nobody else, just it styling in wine country with nothing else
9: Watsky] Red red wine, I don't to die! I hum under my breath as I fight death in the depths of the bunker I was confounded when I to after Dumbfoundead Brought me to the battered base underground we hunkered down the summer But then winter came and the flame that we tended to to nothing And the few of us living resorted to burning cadavers tinder and lumber We bickered and our wickedness hit a peak in our hunger Sickened we each other Pickpocketed the and we plundered A visitor from the surface stole a garlic roll Dave and Busters And I butchered the buster in his sleep to lick his fingers for butter But it kind of gave me indigestion I confess and the pipes ruptured
from my Lungs punctured when stuck me with the sharped end of my plunger Now it's me and Grieves in a shallow Next to J and Azalea's
pale humungous butt That I rest my head upon for my perpetual We frail and kvetch and wail It's curtains, my days are And I'm to pain, yet one remaining certainty gives me comfort I made a yelling my opinions loudly Thinking I might matter if I a crowd, see Now, my lily on Iggy's chilly cheeks
I finally see the future will be fine me Nothing is to be mine I'm a token of a time And maybe there's survivors on the surface in LeSabres on sipping red, red wine