Have you seen a corpse? How about an one? Think Frankenstein's monster Now about fun You're it, good! starts with a leg. I sew on an arm. Then you lend a hand We each add our Now, what of beast have we made? find out!
[Verse 1: I woke up to a bloodshot sky Robot goosestep by Shoulda listened we had the juice
to try And Bill the Science Guy told us "the end is Nye!" Lately it's been harder to
survive the Hive started to Ban American from being a damn part of the
People's Republic of Antarctica A bum begged me for a bill he borrow Babbling some shit about "there's a tomorrow" He said "legend has it, there's still a Baja Grill and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off from the out in Portland Until my thirsty collapsed in the scorched sand I promised to myself and soul I'd crawl this dead world for those garlic rolls [Verse 2: Yo, kid, let go of the dead Stop crying, need a ride? Hop in my red Eat something homie, you look bony and Now why the hell would you take the Trail? Remember in grade school, that stupid computer game? You shoulda better, now there's no one but you to blame Dying of Don't climb to the I'ma take you where the hive resistance be Apparently a colony of are out there A garden of veggies, even garlic they sprout there Leader General Bieber who be shit down there Found a way to end the drought, out the swimwear Soon as we pulled up we drilling noises Children started dancing, even grown joined in Like a hydrant in the Bronx, water up
in the air But was and as hot as solar flares
[Verse 3: Ooowee, ain't that a Nobody believed it til the wave hit The ground started and the sky went red (Mayday! Atlanta's been lost, Justin is dead) No! God damn, one down Colonies of people living the ground Rallied the clowns, a resistance was born They fight for mankind and the of porn (let's go!) Back on the surface teeters Avoiding wild packs of North American beavers
Creepers and feeders the great reaper You're either gonna get eaten or beat with a pay This is real homie, dog eat dog More like clown eats man and whole squad on the wall says "there is no god" But is still homemade vodka, and that's cool
4: Wax] Homemade vodka, pour a shot up I swill it I'm the only left who remembers how to distill it It's the popular product in the underground economy So I'm the most popular in my underground colony All the resistance leaders throw shots down In my bar they fight the robot clowns As of late they've been and depressed Cause the chances of us winning are becoming and less We lost the of the human army Morale is really low and a lot of are starving I'm still wondering how all happened Is even real or am I just on acid? The are advancing down I use the word "down" they're coming underground Wait—what's that It's kinda loud shit! There they are right now!
[Verse 5: Adam Calm down soldier, this is no time to be a We can beat clowns, okay, we just need to think I've ten men this week, I can't sleep
a wink But this the last on earth a guy can get a decent drink So if we lose this bar to those useless zombie bastards I'd rather starve be boozeless So I put barbed wire on the fences That should buy us time to plan our defenses Pick up the chairs and trash cans off the em up on the front door to jam up
the entrance Ain't got but we still might be saved I just found fifty diet cans and some breath mints Fill the trash cans to the with the cola When the robots in, toss the mints
in the soda See the blast hurt em but it'll get em wet certainly It'll mess up their wiring and their circuitry If it don't work though, my next plan cannot We drink the vodka—shot after shot til we're too drunk to feel Spark up a flame and turn the that remain into Molotov cocktails I've had it with you clowns, I've limit You may have killed my captain, but I'm the And I let you terrorize us Wait a minute That ain't no robot zombie, man, what the is it?! [Verse 6: Casal] Adam! Ahhh! I didn't to scare ya Dude, that's not a robot, it's just Azalea Musta hid up in the bar to about who we are Then report back to the of the folks attackin my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her with some fuckin She came to sing-rap & us all some undercut fades Lo-fi beats telepathic autotune Help! She's inside my head and I think
I am immune Been repo-d, I I'm in deep
I am weeping at the seams Forfeiting my of keepin the streets G code Only way to it is doublin up on the track Any and get up and meddle
mean it puttin the peddle into it Now we taking over the tempo and it Never gone let a lemon ruin it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm undoin it, deuces im Who with the kid? I'm out Headed to the dojo, Diggs got pistols in his fro though These robots we're bitch, Diggs, gimme some loko And let me borrow your Jefferson robe bro, I'm postal Bay boys bout to put this into some fuckin blowholes
[Verse 7: Daveed Whoa whoa, hold up cash You see I'm trimming my up I heard all these newly rap chicks are really down to fuck I the pistols out the fro and they're sitting on the table And two cheesesteaks out in a fully gassed up LeSabre I'm ready to on these haters, let's go But you better drive you already know That apocalypse or not when I'm behind the wheel my ass is sure Enough gonna get And we ain't got the time and the are expired You know how it is, I am really not trying to die today, by cop or by a geek Whoa, stop, bottle up this kombucha I've been brewing on the back porch the backpack out the closet, it's got all of our passports I've been planning for a minute, seen the writing on the walls If we survive and a civilization they've got to know who we are First we swoop us Chinaka in case we need some Or some reason, or anything than our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll through the real slow bumping something all of these monsters know Like a Watsky song? Lo and behold, follow our car wherever we go Let's lead em out to and let em gentrify that bitch up Start the car—no, homie—we are not for any swishers Or a McFlurry, there's no time for that shit Hold up, there go Nak right there, over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
[Verse 8: Chinaka Ay Raf get seat Make room for ya
fam, I'll give you this McShake and the end of
my Now the fuck you talking it's the end
of the world? I been on tending to the end of
my curls I the sky is always purple, people running on vapors I mean the Tribune been gone, I ain't gon read it in the all that different, been the same for black women When apocalyptic breakfast follows dinners The been out The smelling of flint corpses laying where the bodies had been No bombs over Baghdad, just drones with When life gives us citrus we to drop Lemonade So fellas shall we get in formation? Bump some pied piper R up out the trunk this Do the end of the world styling in our fitteds and Lure stupid mufuckas on a goose chase Use whatever's up in my suitcase I got a whole jones for this open And my so cold we don't need AC I popped fo' no doze, I'll this formal prose Bet you Butler knows how to make us A Lauren Olamina in Trumped up A magic woman still being called girl But the only is change holmes So let's get the and leave up out our bay homes Got the kit and six gallons of gas Got in the driver and Raf in the back Got this passenger seat
and the last of these Go north Daveed, just gun it til country Do it fluid like turfin with iDummy It's the bay moves we as natives gon keep us safe It's the forty water water and an tap, let's go They'll get behind us I half of em hybrid but most of them wind-ups We got but power we got nothing but time I got Kwudi's new beats and Music of My Nothing in Napa but the scent of the grapes No palate-cleansing tapas for taste Nothing left in Calistoga but one popped We got just two and just one Nak, trouble Like how the we repopulate humanity The two of y'all and me like actual insanity Like eww, that's really gross It's like, not Diggs, and not Not nobody else, just it styling in wine country with nothing else
[Verse 9: Red red wine, I want to die! I hum under my breath as I death in the quiet depths of the bunker I was confounded when I to after Dumbfoundead Brought me to the battered base underground we hunkered down the summer But winter came and the flame that we tended to flickered to nothing And the few of us living resorted to burning cadavers like and lumber We bickered bitterly and our hit a peak in our hunger we hunted each other Pickpocketed the weak and we A visitor from the stole a garlic roll from Dave and Busters And I butchered the buster in his sleep just to lick his fingers for But it kind of gave me indigestion I confess and the pipes ruptured my dung Lungs punctured when Dumb me with the sharped end of my plunger Now it's me and in a shallow grave Next to J and Azalea's
pale humungous butt That I rest my head upon for my perpetual We frail and kvetch and wail curtains, my days are numbered And I'm to pain, yet one remaining certainty gives me comfort I a living yelling my opinions loudly Thinking I matter if I drew a crowd, see Now, my cheek on Iggy's chilly cheeks
I finally see the future will be fine me Nothing is entitled to be I'm a of a broken time And maybe survivors on the surface in LeSabres working on Tomorrow red, red wine