(Intro) (You know my Uncle said, "You look like you shot at and missed at and hit"
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 1) Yello can in my hand, Mullet hawk, folks dont talk much They just get to work: Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, Sleepin bag by the bricks: me the fly, Im on some shit this out with two sticks Soup a high school Coupe for new Zoom, make mummies jealous from a tomb twice if you feel it Born to rip, I shouldve Perforated by the rings like a notebook Squares want an artery blocked when Im Circulated, nerds are in, Urkel it Ill slap Urkel, take his lunch Punks they run me, drunk and upset But I dont run clumsy, a perp A one, two, Im at the Chelsea Hotel Like Sid & Nancy with the knife, and two grams of me the dizzies, fee, fee, fuck me Please oh please dont Just give me the keys and crank beat Cause I might up and straight dry heave But believe, oh believe Im cold, Imma freeze this Freon, frickin neon, thats me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in streets like a pair of Nikes Well, I might be more a pair of nice jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin this shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to to
(Verse 2) So whats Been on shit, wheres the atlas? Thumbtack it, Cackalack it, Alabama has it, go Relax in a box train, perhaps Im playin Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who toss the white trash out the window Now Im in a ditch like broken Empty bottles and stolen This one is for all my Yeah, em in, though Out the rain, a friend for? Word, oh for sure, yours truly, at the Had to add a syllable to word Country, but, oh, of Bitches go for certainly, no need to be coerced Odd economy, dont need no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, roll hoes are no good, pills are okay I just get high, fuck what you say Wild, the pen-play kind of like a sword a big bitch, bow to sensei Motherfuckin bitch, its pay rent day Do I not look my name was MJ One glove and a fuckin of penny loafers And I moonwalk on the like Billy Jean is not my friend, no
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this shit to ride to
(Outro) yeah Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to On that ass, Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to On ass, ho this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now go, lets go, lets go Lets go, go, lets go go, lets go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!