(Intro) (You know my Critter said, "You like you been shot at and missed at and hit"
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 1) Mello can in my hand, Mullet hawk, Country folks dont much just get to work: sawdust Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, Sleepin bag by the bricks: call me the fly, Im on shit Drum this out with two Soup a school Coupe for new kicks Zoom, raps make mummies from a tomb twice if you feel it Born to rip, I been Perforated by the like a Mead notebook Squares want an artery when Im around Circulated, are in, Urkel made it Ill Urkel, take his lunch money Punks they run from me, and upset But I dont run clumsy, punch a A one, two, three: Im at the Hotel Like Sid & with the knife, and two grams of candy me the dizzies, fee, fee, fuck me Please oh dont leave Just give me the keys and crank that Cause I double up and straight dry heave But believe, oh believe Im cold, Imma freeze this Freon, frickin neon, thats me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in these streets like a pair of Well, I might be more a pair of nice jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 2) So new? on that shit, wheres the atlas? Thumbtack it, South it, Alabama has it, go Relax in a box train, perhaps Im playin Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who Just toss the white out the window Now Im in a ditch like broken bottles and stolen rentals This one is for all my Yeah, bring em in, Out the rain, whats a for? Word, oh for sure, yours truly, at the Had to add a syllable to word Country, but, oh, of Bitches go berserk for certainly, no to be coerced Odd economy, dont need no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, lets roll These hoes are no good, pills are I just wanna get high, fuck you say Wild, the pen-play of like a samurai sword With a big bitch, bow to Motherfuckin bitch, its pay rent day Do I not look like my was MJ One glove and a pair of penny loafers And I moonwalk on the tempo Billy Jean is not my friend, no
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to to
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