Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Steven 1993-2002)

He like to think that a Jedi
He like Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family that it's just a fad
a fad..

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Darth
hyperspace lines on his
got no life at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to you a letter
Tellin you how bad I chance to be an extra
Shooting in Australia's better, cause now I betcha
I can get a little part in it. I'm glad it's together,
so come on under, you flannelette jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, it all going?
It seems like until your next movie's showing
I'm practicing, guess what I'm doing?
I'm marching a stormtrooper
I freeze-framed it all on my computer, and I'm a terrible
been bumping my head on stuff too, I'm good at that.
I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I can even watch the holiday special running for the can
I Jar Jar though, what the hell was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, that was crap
Anyways, I you get this man, email back,
just to chat, truly yours, your fan
the man

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, finished all the shooting now, and you still ain't picked me
What the hell's wrong with you, I even live in Sydney!
It's not like I also wanna be an action
or the main feature. I don't wanna go to Tunisia!
Just wanna be up the back somewhere past
or wearing an alien like those guys
who faint, but I'd last.
just sucks man, look, I'm even saying please
cause those people can't spell wookiee with two e's
Who are these? Man, do even speak Huttese?
I remember with one, the papers said he's
angry about extras in England that ripped off
I'm angry too, George, but I you knew that.
such a great privalege, how the hell could those guys do that?
I'd do that to you, cause you know I respect you
but I can't fight that war for you, or protect you
from that kinda stuff. I try to tell others to have some
or you'll cut off the fans cause think that we're the enemy.
I got an acting agent, had to pay a lot for the
but it's gonna be worth it, will be a dream come true for me
We all it was real, and it looks it the way you tell it
cause I was a kid and it my life back in 77
And collects the stuff like I do George, no one does
My parents gave you lotsa money when I was up
You gotta call me man, I'm here for the
yours, man. PS:
I got my own Jedi too

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Darth
hyperspace on his window
got no life at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear don't-send-applications-go-through-an-agent
I just read you got most of your extras!
I blew a and forty bucks for nothing - I don't deserve it
But you hired all the other mothers who wrote in,
that's perfect!
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I you hear it
cause I went to see Fox studios and couldn't get it
Hey George, I got an for a new fan film
See this Sith and this fight with their lightsabers in a forest
and the wins. Wadday think, It's a cool concept and I'm pretty sure
it won't be a bore, cause nobody's done stuff that before
now. If you that idea then I've got a web page with a lot more
but you'll have to find it cause this is my final call.
And all I wanted was a lousy quarter second on
just to get into that universe and put myself the dream
I love those movies George, I wonder if you think it
Cause you made it, have you felt the wonder and the dream it
and your silence makes me you're being so MEAN about it
and when I email I get nothing on the SCREEN it!
See George- (hysterical scream) HEY, UP! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey George, my girlfriend. She's watching Howard the Duck
and she can't the remote! See George, I really liked you
but now got no chance at all of being a part of Episode 2
Well, gotta go, I couldn't a REAL carbon freeze
So I had to fill up my bathtub with of melted cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He to think that he's a Jedi
He like Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray that just a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or thank you for your interest
and the amateur productions you constantly submit us
Unfortunately, our policy we cannot accept
submissions,
so they're not or kept
We're not sure you mean when you say we "dissed you"
You seem to think your is such that we can't resist you
but your legal has a hole that Jabba could fit through,
so if you in this
have to "cease and desist" you
It's not as though we the fans to give us creative input
look at the Qui-Gon snaps in the Darth Maul cookbook
and don't suggest that we both could some money
because we've your work and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, you to have one of our web sites,
as long as you don't read the fine print about who the copyrights.
We need you, with your concepts, your costumes and your scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, and whatever this 'filk' is
we don't want to appear as a killjoy, try and understand
there's nothing we want to ban, we do want you as a fan.
But to work our magic, we really need to be left
in the ivory tower to to the man on the throne
We're now in post-production, and our time is totally
is what YOU SHOULD BE, and GET YOURSELF A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!
So be reasonable now. Come on, about it please.
We're we don't take fanboy cheese!