Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Cavanagh 1993-2002)

He like to think he's a Jedi
He dresses like Darth
hyperspace lines on his
got no life at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

He like to think that a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to you a letter
Tellin you how bad I wanna to be an extra
Shooting in much better, cause now I betcha
I can get a part in it. I'm glad it's coming together,
so on down under, you flannelette jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, how's it all
It seems like ages until your next showing
I'm practicing, too- what I'm doing?
I'm marching a stormtrooper
I freeze-framed it all on my computer, and I'm a shooter
I've been my head on stuff too, I'm good at that.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm biggest fan
I can watch the holiday special without running for the can
I Jar Jar though, what the hell was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, stuff was crap
Anyways, I hope you get man, email back,
just to chat, yours, your biggest fan
the man

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Darth
hyperspace lines on his
got no life at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, You've finished all the shooting now, and you still picked me
What the wrong with you, man? I even live in Sydney!
It's not like I also be an action figure
or the main feature. I don't wanna go to Tunisia!
Just wanna be up the back walkin' past
or wearing an mask like those guys
who faint, but I'd last.
That just sucks man, look, I'm even please
cause people can't even spell wookiee with two e's
Who are these? Man, do they even Huttese?
I remember with one, the papers said he's
angry extras in England that ripped off stuff
I'm too, George, but I think you knew that.
With such a great privalege, how the hell those guys do that?
I'd do that to you, cause you know I respect you
but I can't fight that war for you, or protect you
from that stuff. I try to tell others to have some integrity
or you'll cut off the fans cause you'll that we're the enemy.
I got an acting agent, had to pay a lot for the
but it's gonna be worth it, this will be a dream come for me
We all it was real, and it looks it the way you tell it
I was a kid and it changed my life back in 77
And nobody collects the like I do George, no one does
My parents gave you lotsa money when I was up
You call me man, I'm here for the reshoots
yours, man. PS:
I got my own robe too

He like to think that a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
hyperspace on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear mister
I just read you got most of your extras!
I blew a hundred and forty for nothing - I don't deserve it
But you hired all the other mothers who wrote in,
that's perfect!
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it
cause I went to see Fox studios and get near it
Hey George, I got an idea for a new fan
See this Sith and this fight with their lightsabers in a forest
and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, It's a cool and I'm pretty sure
it be a bore, cause nobody's done stuff like that before
now. If you that idea then I've got a web page with a lot more
but you'll have to find it yourself cause this is my call.
And all I wanted was a lousy quarter second on
just to get into that universe and put myself into the
I those movies George, I wonder if you think about it
Cause you it, have you felt the wonder and the dream about it
and your silence makes me think being so MEAN about it
and when I email I get nothing on the SCREEN it!
See George- (hysterical scream) HEY, SHUT UP! I'm to talk!
Hey George, that's my girlfriend. She's Howard the Duck
and she reach the remote! See George, I really liked you
but now I've got no chance at all of being a of Episode 2
Well, gotta go, I couldn't find a REAL carbon
So I had to fill up my bathtub with of melted cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or thank you for your interest
and the amateur productions you constantly submit us
Unfortunately, our policy says we cannot
submissions,
so not reviewed or kept
We're not sure what you mean you say we "dissed you"
You seem to think your work is such we can't resist you
but your legal standing has a hole that Jabba fit through,
so if you persist in
we'll to "cease and desist" you
It's not as though we need the to give us creative input
at the Qui-Gon Jinn-ger snaps in the Darth Maul cookbook
and don't suggest we both could make some money
because we've seen your and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, you to have one of our web sites,
as long as you read the fine print about who owns the copyrights.
We don't need you, with your concepts, costumes and your scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, and whatever this 'filk' is
we want to appear as a killjoy, please try and understand
there's we want to ban, we really do want you as a fan.
But to work our magic, we really to be left alone
in the ivory tower to to the man on the throne
now in post-production, and our time is totally committed
which is what YOU SHOULD BE, and GET YOURSELF A FITTED!
So be reasonable now. on, think about it please.
We're professionals- we take fanboy cheese!