This is the of Betty and Sue Two women left husbands... For each other (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was watching yesterday And Gloria came on to say Gloria Steinem? Gloria Steinem? Steinem's a famous feminist She says there's no separation between housewife and She says you can be a and a feminist All you can be Famous feminists just me Now I am the veggies and valuing myself (Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, the veggies and valuing myself) Gloria where have you been? (Where you been?) become my inspiration (My inspiration) Gloria where I been? (Where have I been?) All these years I've listening to Jim Get out of the way of the Where is my Gloria please me now (Save me now) I need to myself please tell me how (Free myself) I am becoming a Gloria Steinem, where are you Gloria Steinem, a minute, I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a for women's rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket I'm to the rally in Washington I'm gonna see her at the rally in I'm gonna find her at the in Washington I can't wait for the in Washington Shit Sue! What am I tell Jim? Well... him you're on a business trip Business Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange of aliens No Sue he watches the he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens They took a specimen out of your left and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself Women's rights? Who the hell you think you are? My name is and my name is Sue And there's a lot of we can do we are, wannabe feminist housewives Yeah, we are gonna be housewives See you Jim I'm to the rally in Washington Byebye! Well that was five ago, today I said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up ass Me and Betty, we're hitting the I'm switching out of wife I don't know it's not like I have anything against you It's just; well you're not really my type Look, look, there's no need to argue, is goodbye Herb And Herb, try not to slam the door on my way out okay And try not to choke from the dust from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, forget to feed Olive Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, and I were free We were free Going to the in Washington On the road to the rally in I wait for the rally in Washington Hey Sue, we're almost to the in Washington Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to rally in Washington DC, right? Some people say that it was, that it was that Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally. Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on road. Who Something about the moon, or the way her mixed with vinyl I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now (I've lusting after you for four years now) Betty, I've been after you for four years now (I've been lusting after you, for four now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, great moms (Hahaha, I wanna do again)