This is the story of and Sue Two women left husbands... For each other (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was watching yesterday And Gloria came on to say Gloria Steinem? Who's Steinem? Gloria Steinem's a feminist She there's no separation between housewife and feminist She says you can be a and a feminist All you can be Famous feminists just me Now I am cooking the and valuing myself (Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and myself) Gloria have you been? (Where have you been?) You've become my (My inspiration) Gloria where have I (Where have I been?) All these years been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the Where is my Gloria save me now (Save me now) I need to free please tell me how (Free myself) I am becoming a Gloria Steinem, are you now? Steinem, wait a minute, I heard on public radio that Gloria was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket I'm going to the rally in I'm gonna see her at the in Washington I'm gonna find her at the in Washington I can't wait for the in Washington Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim? Well... tell him you're on a trip Business Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him you're abducted by a group of aliens No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between aliens and fake aliens They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself Rally? Women's rights? Who the hell you you are? My name is and my name is Sue And there's a lot of we can do Cause we are, wannabe housewives Yeah, we are gonna be housewives See you Jim I'm going to the rally in Byebye! that was five years ago, today I said: Herb, you can you're SUV and shove it up your ass Me and Betty, hitting the road I'm out of wife mode I know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you It's just; well you're not really my Herb Look, look, there's no need to argue, this is Herb And Herb, I'll try not to slam the on my way out okay And try not to choke from the dust coming my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, Betty and I free We finally free Going to the rally in On the road to the rally in I wait for the rally in Washington Hey Sue, we're almost to the rally in Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to that rally in DC, right? people say that it was, that it was destiny that Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally. Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on road. Who Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now (I've been lusting after you for years now) Betty, I've been lusting after you for four now (I've been lusting after you, for four now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, We're great (Hahaha, I wanna do again)