Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My run off with my TV set
Didn't me none that she had to go
'Cept I's miss all my TV shows

So I looked up to heaven, got on my knees
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, will you me, please?"
"I need a TV by night
Rick Flare's involved in a talent fight"

Well I guess my tytheing finally off
'Cos early next mornin' shoulda what I saw
Reached in my over horse for my
'Cos there's a big brown box there, in my trailer

I used my truck keys, cut the box
I was hopin' for a or a Micro box
I looked at the and thought, "Oh my gosh!
must be a new one called Macintosh"

Well my TV was a whole lot wider
But this'n here come its own typewriter
It had all the letters A to Z
I guess, you just type in what you see

I thought I punched up, "W.W.F."
But the TV said World Wide Web
Then I out in a cold, cold sweat
I's the redneck on the Internet

He was the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He on line just one time
And now they won't
The first redneck on the

It was all so new, I shoulda taken my
But I slammed that up in four-wheel drive
Last time I did so pointin' and clickin'
I had a .22 shootin' at chickens

Then, all of a it occurred to me
The power I had with fancy TV
I could get back at my
With the touch of a button, I ruin her life

So I got the number off her
I a new lift kit and four new tyres
Then, I got on line to her bank
ahead and closed that sucker out

I had her power and her shut, slap, off
The I sent an to her dead plain boss
him know that she told me
She'd have his job by the end of the

He was the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on just one time
And now never forget
(Won't forget)
The first on the Internet

Now the moral of the story, as a matter of
In a of days I got my TV back
She said, She'd to come back, as well
I her to go straight to AOL

Now, the Lord that the UPS
For that box at Cledus' address
If they ever wanna him, it won't take long

To reach the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He on line just one time
And now they'll forget
(Won't forget)
He was the red neck on the Internet
The first red neck on the

Hey buck, p'preciate help, you are the man
Wide Web, population four zillion, Cy hoot