Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My wife run off my TV set
Didn't me none that she had to go
I's gonna miss all my TV shows

So I up to heaven, got down on my knees
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, will you me, please?"
"I need a TV by tomorrow
Rick Flare's involved in a talent fight"

Well I guess my finally paid off
'Cos next mornin' shoulda seen what I saw
Reached in my over for my inhaler
'Cos a big brown box there, right in my trailer

I used my truck keys, cut the box
I was hopin' for a or a Micro box
I at the name and thought, "Oh my gosh!
must be a new one called Macintosh"

Well my last TV was a lot wider
But this'n here come with its own
It had all the from A to Z
I guess, you just type in what you see

I thought I punched up, "W.W.F."
But the TV said World Wide Web
Then I broke out in a cold, cold
I's the first redneck on the

He was the first red on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on just one time
And now they won't
The redneck on the Internet

It was all so new, I taken my time
But I slammed that mouse up in drive
Last time I did so pointin' and clickin'
I had a .22 rifle at chickens

Then, all of a it occurred to me
The power I had with this TV
I get back at my ex-wife
the touch of a button, I could ruin her life

So I got the number off her
I a new lift kit and four new tyres
Then, I got on line to her account
Went ahead and closed sucker out

I had her and her water shut, slap, off
The I sent an to her dead plain boss
him know that she told me
She'd have his job by the end of the

He was the first red neck on the
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on line just one
And now they'll never
(Won't forget)
The first on the Internet

Now the moral of the story, as a matter of
In a couple of I got my TV back
She said, She'd like to back, as well
I her to go straight to AOL

Now, thank the that the UPS
For droppin' box at Cledus' address
If they ever wanna find him, it won't long

To reach the first red neck on the
A bona fide, countrified,
He on line just one time
And now never forget
(Won't forget)
He was the red neck on the Internet
The red neck on the Internet

Hey buck, your help, you are the man
World Wide Web, population zillion, Cy hoot