Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's
Well, I've been gone but I'm again It's been too long, you wondering I been Well, I betcha I thought I pack it in Since I got this new MTV for dear Aw, man why'd play me? TRL you me crazy And really hates me I thought we were friends, Carson So, man, I tried out for American I got up and sang for Simon But he said I was 'absolutely He said I was worse than William 2 Now do I do, please help me, could yah I keep getting punk'd like Kutcher Since my names still and butchered Ima change it, so listen would yah?
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's my friends just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me
Now I don't know if I'm past my I'm feeling old, I turned 29 It's crazy; I I lost my mind Cause lately it shows I my uh... Sometimes I like my brain is missing Sometimes I feel Jessica Simpson Don't know if fish or chicken I yah it's five two, nobody listens Okay, you don't believe that true Even my mom still it's 52 Now I tried to but it's no use At least the kids say man your No man I can't complain take puff paint and write my name On their and they be like wahhh why it's time for me to change
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends just me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's what my friends just call me
Now I used to come through my system blasting People couldn't it when I tried to pass them In a Honda civic the muffler dragging Shoes off, hairy feet like Bilbo when I was living wrong I need to get tipsy like Jay But all I need is God And a mic and a DJ and my All righty put your shoes on And everybody just get your on We'll rock the party till the of dawn And even get your grandma to along Now I say, don't take this lightly God runs things, not Bruce He's Jesus, the only one I Now Fivetweezy, yall know I mean
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's my friends just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, Fivetweezy That's my friends just call me
(Interlude)
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's my friends just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends just me