Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's
Well, been gone but I'm back again been too long, you wondering where I been Well, I betcha I thought I pack it in Since I got this new MTV for dear Aw, man why'd play me? TRL you me crazy And everybody really me I thought we were friends, Carson So, man, I out for American Idol I got up and for Simon Cowell But he said I was horrible' He said I was than William Hung 2 Now do I do, please help me, could yah I keep getting punk'd like Ashton Since my names still and butchered Ima just change it, so would yah?
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's what my friends just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends just me
Now I know if I'm past my prime I'm feeling old, I turned 29 It's crazy; I I lost my mind lately it shows I forget my uh... Sometimes I feel like my is missing Sometimes I feel Jessica Simpson Don't know if tuna's fish or I told yah five two, nobody listens Okay, you don't believe it's true Even my mom thinks it's 52 Now I tried to explain but no use At least the say man your cool No really man I complain Kids puff paint and write my name On t-shirts and they be like wahhh why it's time for me to change
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's what my friends just call me
Now I used to come through with my blasting People couldn't miss it when I to pass them In a Honda civic with the muffler Shoes off, feet like Bilbo Baggins when I was living wrong I to get tipsy like Jay Kwon But nowadays all I is God And a mic and a DJ and my All put your dance shoes on And everybody just get your on We'll rock the party till the of dawn And even get your to sing along Now what I say, don't take this God runs things, not Bruce He's Jesus, the only one I Now Fivetweezy, know what I mean
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's my friends just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my just call me
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Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's my friends just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, Fivetweezy That's what my friends call me