And sports steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away being soccer. And if you soccer, well, welcome to America. See our country already has entertainment, so people chase a around for four hours to end zero- zero isn't enjoyably unless of the bleachers collapse and half of dies. Or you're watching that girl from the New Mexico. She seems pretty competitive. Remember her? She was yanking down by the hair, chicks in the pussy. I can only assume her father was in a bunch of gambling debt and everything was on that game. And she's out there, "I'm doing this for you pa," or she hates Mormons, one or the other. Pretty sure were playing BYU.
Ah, Baseball. Nobody to watch a pitching battle either, lets hit the deep. Don't worry about your records either, for superstar that has done steroids, a billion double a boys have juiced up, so the playing is plenty even. put an asterisk next to Barry bonds name sure, as as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name: getting to break record before people were allowed to play. Excuse me, where is that Why don't people talk about that? I'd love to know how homers the would've hit had CC be throwing 92 mile an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy would've put the down and quit pointing had José allowed to swim 90 to throw him a junk ball. Don't worry if you don't follow: 90 miles is the distance from Key to Cuba, is a stereotypical name for a Latino ball player, and a junk ball is an impossible to hit yard any place for the new Yankee stadium, which is a joke.
The point is the books might look a little different had our not founded by racists, that's all. And I love that in you're still not allowed to shit on the founding fathers. Why not? Screw them. They're a of racist fucking pigs with a handful of good ideas. I hope that when they were signing the of independence, they shot each a glance, "all men are created equal, you what we mean. Now get me hot coffee boy."
At least we not women, fellas? Jeez. What is that like, is it horrible, is it awful, to you're number 2? By the way, these aren't my it's my observations on the I live in. If it changes, I'll adjust the material accordingly. I when you try to rationalize it, "No it's great being a women, free drinks is worth not equality." Listen, you're in country to be number two, because at least in its close, right, men are here women are here. countries it's like this, and house cat is right there. is a bad country to be a woman in. get lost in a hike there, you'll end up on YouTube without a head, and there's no web for that.
I do think we could be a less PC when it comes to sports though. once, I want to hear an announcer go, "god black people are fast. cow, All of them, they're fast. Back to you Bob." Why we say that, we're all the same species, got it. If I'm at a horse and I see them Clydesdale in gate 3, uh, I'm not going to put my on it, gonna bet on the thoroughbred, preferably one Jamaica, they've got wheels.
I don't like Scott on sports center. If you don't who he is, he's a black that graduated from UNC with almost perfect grades. He feels the to talk hip hop for no reason at all. While he's calling plays be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. First of all, I have more street cred you. Second of all, I have HD television and you one eye. Yeah, it's grossing me out. It's eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I don't to see struggling with the teleprompter. Boo-yah. Take that to the UK they embrace ugly people on television, not in America you circus freak. Yeah, next time you want to catch on the side line, use your don't let it come to the body, you learn that in Pop Warner. I'm aware that I end the joke at the good part, I not to.