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And needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh
baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from
soccer. And if you soccer, well, welcome to America.
See our country already has entertainment, so
people chase a ball around for four hours to end
zero isn't enjoyably unless of the bleachers
collapse and of Europe dies. Or you're watching that
girl from the University New Mexico. She pretty
competitive. Remember her? She was yanking
down by the hair, kicking in the pussy. I can only
assume her father was in a bunch of gambling debt
and was riding on that game. And she's out
there, "I'm doing this for you pa," or she really
Mormons, one or the other. sure they were playing
BYU.

Ah, Baseball. Nobody wants to a pitching battle
either, hit the ball deep. Don't worry about your
records either, for every superstar has done steroids,
a billion double a boys have up, so the playing field
is plenty even. Well put an asterisk next to Barry
name sure, as as we put one next to Babe Ruth's
name: getting to break record black people were
allowed to play. Excuse me, where is that Why
don't people talk about that? I'd love to how many
homers the babe would've hit had CC be 92 mile
an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy put the cigar
and quit pointing had José been allowed to swim 90
miles to throw him a junk ball. Don't worry if you
follow: 90 miles is the distance from Key to Cuba,
is a stereotypical name for a Latino ball player, and
a junk ball is an impossible pitch to hit any place
except for the new Yankee stadium, is a joke.

The point is the record books look a little different
had our country not founded by racists, all. And I
love that in 2010 you're still not to shit on the
founding fathers. Why not? them. They're a bunch
of racist pigs with a handful of good ideas. I just
hope that when they signing the declaration of
independence, they each other a glance, "all men
are equal, you know what we mean. Now get me
some hot boy."

At least we not women, right fellas? Jeez. is that
like, is it horrible, is it awful, to know you're 2? By
the way, aren't my beliefs; it's my observations on
the world I live in. If it changes, I'll the material
accordingly. I like when you try to rationalize it, "No
great being a women, free is worth not having
equality." Listen, in great country to be number
two, at least in America its close, right, men are
here women are here. countries it's like this, and
house cat is right there. That is a bad to be a
in. Don't' get lost in a hike there, you'll end up on
YouTube without a head, and there's no web
for that.

I do think we be a little less PC when it comes to
sports though. Just once, I want to an announcer go,
"god people are fast. Holy cow, All of them, they're
fast. Back to you Bob." Why don't we say that, all
the species, got it. If I'm at a horse track and I see
them cramming Clydesdale in 3, uh, I'm not going to
put my on it, gonna bet on the thoroughbred,
preferably one Jamaica, they've got wheels.

I don't like Stuart Scott on center. If you don't who
he is, he's a black gentleman that graduated UNC
with almost perfect grades. He feels the to talk hip
hop for absolutely no reason at all. he's calling
he'll be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. First of all, I have
more cred than you. Second of all, I have HD
and you have one eye. Yeah, it's grossing me
out. It's eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I don't
to see Cyclops struggling the teleprompter. Boo-yah.
Take that to the UK they embrace ugly people on
television, not here in America you freak. Yeah,
next time you to catch passes on the side line, use
your hands don't let it come to the body, you that in
Pop Warner. I'm aware I could end the joke at the
part, I choose not to.