Short Dog's in the house, again with this pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga but I still can't stand her The wasn't good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had friend So I switched like a pimp Laying on my back with my dick in her I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She something, I don't know what she said Smoking on a joint gettin some head said her name was Theresa All on my dick cheese on pizza In the A-T-L the grass is greener I Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina When I moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one a bad ass body Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl to Spellman College Every day after school I aquired the I took her to my house so I get some I her real good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her name was She wouldn't stop screaming, all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the bitch she "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, my girl Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that hometown on the strimp Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I forget about the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the ain't spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends It's Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said they I had a big dick So I it to 'em, only took one second Dick rock hard, gettin' nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I know another bitch, her is Terri I to the bitch "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them liked to freak I used to send 'em new niggas other week I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch I spent the night with Monique in between the It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine them Texas niggas, I never would change Like my up in Cleveland spit the good game These hoes recognize I come in the door I ain't bitch, so what you want me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I fucked her, you I didn't Short in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen Went for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it my fault In the end, I still got the results
These are the tales, the freaky These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I never would Charlene We was layin real close two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she started my dick You know the rest, before she left I Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She over, I left and when I came back Them was lickin' cats They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray To keep hoes away I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you the time bitch
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah)
And it don't Old school Dog spittin' it Still it that money Eastside baby, You knowin?