Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I can't stand her The wasn't good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had friend So I switched a real pimp Laying on my with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I know what she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass said her name was Theresa All on my like cheese on pizza In the where the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina When I first out there, I met Holly Five-foot one a bad ass body Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl to Spellman College Every day after I aquired the knowledge I her to my house so I could get some I fucked her real good and the bitch cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I I had another freak, her name was When I first met the she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A no other way, like my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit that hometown on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me a pimp You I can't forget about the strippers with the glass slipper Top in the Benz ain't spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all friends like Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, took one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I know bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I fucked her next door neighbor, She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't me!" But them hoes to freak I used to 'em new niggas every other week I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the time I spent the night Monique in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I would change Like my niggas up in spit the good game These hoes recognize when I come in the I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Like Natalie, up and down I had to be the one lets have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you have sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I never would forget We was layin real like two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit thing I know she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She rushed over, I left and I came back hoes was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I some bug spray To keep these hoes I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch
These are the tales, the tales are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)
And it don't Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' that baby, Oakland You ain't