Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp
These are the tales, the tales These are the that I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met girl in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I can't stand her The pussy good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had friend So I switched like a real Laying on my back my dick in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She something, I don't know what she said Smoking on a gettin some bomb-ass head said her name was Theresa All on my dick like on pizza In the A-T-L where the is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass little bitch she was a Gemini She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl to Spellman College Every day after school I aquired the I took her to my house so I could get I fucked her good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her name was She wouldn't stop screaming, all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that hometown on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me like a You I can't forget about the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the ain't spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all your It's like Lotto, you get a pick Bitches said they heard I had a big So I showed it to 'em, took one second Dick rock hard, bitches nekked
These are the tales, the tales are the tales that I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I know another bitch, her is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes to freak I used to 'em new niggas every other week I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the night with Monique in between the It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a it what you want I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I never change Like my up in Cleveland spit the good game hoes recognize when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I fucked her, you thought I Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it my fault In the end, I still got the same
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you have sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I never would Charlene We was layin real close like two Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next I know she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She rushed over, I left and when I came Them was lickin' cats They call me "Short" I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I need bug spray To keep these away I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen I've been a real player So if you get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)
And it stop Old school Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' that baby, Oakland You knowin?