Short Dog's in the house, once again with pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I met this in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I still can't her The pussy wasn't good I "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a pimp Laying on my back with my in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't what she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass Bitch her name was Theresa All on my dick like cheese on In the A-T-L the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I first moved out there, I met one with a bad ass body Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to Spellman Every day after school I the knowledge I her to my house so I could get some I her real good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her was Amber She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her was Wendy I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she from the Bay Let me hit that hometown pussy on the Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I can't about the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the Benz ain't no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's like Lotto, you get a quick Bitches said they I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, took one second Dick rock hard, bitches gettin'
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I another bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me and said "Nigga don't play me!" But hoes liked to freak I used to send 'em new every other week I would tell you all the hoes I fucked are the tales, some of this shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch I spent the night with in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you I be a fool wit' mine them Texas niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the game These recognize when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the and I keep on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, and Karen Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the same
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was real close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I know she started kissin' my You know the rest, before she left I Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She rushed over, I left and I came back Them hoes was lickin' call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all thats She wants to be my slave, I need some bug spray To keep these hoes I never would tell you all the I fucked are the tales, some of this shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah)
And it don't Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You knowin?