These are the tales, the tales are the tales that I tell so well These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well
I met this girl, her name was She loved the way, I on the microphone I met Joan, I took her home She was just like a all on my bone
I met another girl, her was Ann All she wanted was to with a man When I met Ann, I shook her We up freakin' by a garbage can
The next freak, I met was Red I took her to my house and she gave me She blowin' dicks, is all she said We in the sheets and we broke my bed
There's another girl, her name is You about sex and the girl acts scary I heard she was from my big brother Jerry Took her to my crib and I popped that
and tender, sweet Denise Get her in the bed and the a beast I tell you homeboy if you get a She'll only start talkin' 'bout a lease
I met a young tender, her name is An X-Rated movie wouldn't her story She had a twin sister, her name was And just like Lori she's a real pleaser
My name, was Michelle Her booty was bigger than the tail on a When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her Her pussy got hotter the flames of Hell
I G'd this girl, her was Tammi I wanna do it 'cause the bitch was flantly She had a best friend, her name was I pulled her to the side and I spit that
I had a lot of freaks, in my I freaked one night, this girl named Pam The very day, I saw her with her man One passed, and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name's She was and I was only seventeen She likes to freak, she's a fiend It really didn't matter I saw her in jeans
I want a big freak, fat and I kick on back, and watch the hoe mop me Two of fun, Big Mad Magenta A country from Alabama
I met this freak, her name was Her pussy got wet and it smelled like I was tired as Hell, I was sweat But I was all up in her tryin' to my breath
Bake, and, shake, ups I met freak in Vegas She she said her was Donna She was a belt lil' freak China
I said, "I pimp, or gigolo I'm havin' so much paper, I need a hoe You can break yourself, but you can't me You never met a player like baby"
I knew a dick sucker Betty Joe I her to my house and we did it on the flo' The girl got let me tell you mo' She was down on her knees, to blow
She's like another freak, named You get her all and she'll make your day Like Burger King, she the play And with a freak Renee you can have it your way
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well