These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I so well
I met girl, her name was Joan She loved the way, I on the microphone I met Joan, I took her home She was like a doggie all on my bone
I met another girl, her was Ann All she was to freak with a man When I met Ann, I her hand We up freakin' by a garbage can
The next freak, I met was Red I her to my house and she gave me head She like blowin' dicks, is all she We jumped in the and we broke my bed
There's another girl, her is Sherry You talk sex and the girl acts scary I heard she was from my big brother Jerry Took her to my crib and I popped cherry
and tender, sweet Denise Get her in the bed and the a beast I you homeboy if you get a piece She'll only start talkin' 'bout signin' a
I met a young tender, her is Lori An X-Rated movie wouldn't her story She had a twin sister, her name was And just like Lori she's a real dick
My name, was Michelle Her booty was bigger than the tail on a When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her Her got hotter than the flames of Hell
I G'd this girl, her name was I didn't do it 'cause the bitch was flantly She had a best friend, her name was I pulled her to the and I spit that game
I had a lot of freaks, in my I one night, with this girl named Pam The very next day, I saw her her man One passed, and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her Jeanine She was thirty-eight and I was seventeen She likes to freak, she's a fiend It really didn't when I saw her in jeans
I want a big freak, fat and I kick on back, and watch the hoe mop me Two tons of fun, Big Mad A broad from Alabama
I met this freak, her name was Her pussy got wet and it like death I was as Hell, I was drippin' sweat But I was all up in her tryin' to my breath
Bake, and, shake, ups I met freak in Vegas She she said her name was She was a belt freak from China
I said, "I don't pimp, or I'm havin' so much paper, I don't a hoe You can yourself, but you can't break me You never met a like Snoop baby"
I a dick sucker named Betty Joe I took her to my house and we did it on the The got freaky let me tell you mo' She was on her knees, beggin' to blow
She's like another freak, Renee You get her all and she'll make your day Burger King, she knows the play And with a freak like you can have it your way
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well These are the tales, the freaky These are the that I tell so well