Luyện nghe bài hát Get Ready

Yo. yo! (* hachs up spit *)
Mic check. (My dick!)
Testing. one, two (* Eminem on mic *)
Ffff-fuck. (My dick!) My nuts.

My is worse than NWA's was
I'll battle you over shit and diss people
who ain't have to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
You see me outside of your buildin; screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I look at my life in a new -- fuck it
Give me two mics; I songs for me -- fuck what you like
probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway
I'm just tryin to get my career started
Every and event. +Been There, Done That+
Shit, Dre stuck me in a when he went
(* sound *) "Come on, let's go!"
a deal? Study these 5 chapters
Lesson One: Throw demos as as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two: Face em and em (whattup dog?)
Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to with me)
and make em come to your and listen
(you're gonna check this out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch with Canibus
and put on the owner's table (here listen!)
Lesson 'Know you heard this before'
"Hey let me get your number; call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get
Get the A&R you can find
him aside and rap as wack as you can
Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them see you perform live
And the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't
givin you shit bitch - don't even bother askin me (get away me)
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm
cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her
my balls broke of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya this shit was all about ("It's all about me.")
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
And all three of my main girls said
Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash I'm takin a bath
Grab a of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash -- your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While you're out gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I your self-esteem
and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you diss
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
And when I rap a buncha shit you wished you had [A big dick!]
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
"I can't to that song, that shit's too sad!"
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad

What a wonderful day; I should go and play
Ain't no need to sit the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a grenade
in driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
Are you afraid of a blade made of a with AIDS
Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper
You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill
I'm sick enough to beat you to death a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with Orange+
And wiped my ass his page in Source (Here!)
The demon is here, steamin year
I rip voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it
Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to it
"Yeah I don't this guy is well." I'm high as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his

[* Method Man *]
I'll fuckin, I'll
Lay your nuts on the
your nutsack by itself
And bang them shits with a bat
Cut your neck off and sew head right back
And you like that

You triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin to leave you and stiffer than Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with throat
while your was breastfeeding
And gave her the flesh-eating
I'm iller than takin a hammer and your knees
and walkin through Central L.A., bleedin in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the day in breathin machines
back to being shot and repeatin the scenes
on how you got smoked, and if you do live
You'll be too scared to tell it, a Biggie and 'Pac joke

So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get too bad
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
And when I rap about a fat bitch that you you had
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to song, that shit's too sad"
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his is slit too bad"
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad

I know that you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh)
That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway &
wreck (bitch)
And we give a heck (uh-uh)
or a damn. or a fuck. or a
So my motherfuckin dick