Luyện nghe bài hát Get Ready

Yo. yo! (* Eminem up spit *)
Mic check. (My dick!)
Testing. one, two (* Eminem on mic *)
Ffff-fuck. (My dick!) My nuts.

My attitude is worse NWA's was
I'll you over stupid shit and diss people
who ain't have shit to do it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
You see me outside of your buildin; screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I at my life in a new light -- fuck it
Give me two I write songs for me -- fuck what you like
You're probably me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway
I'm just tryin to get my porno career
Every and event. +Been There, Done That+
Shit, Dre me in a suitcase when he went
(* zipper *) "Come on, let's go!"
Want a Study these 5 chapters
Lesson Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two: Face em and em (whattup dog?)
Don't give em a demo; em (I want you to come with me)
and make em come to basement and listen
(you're gonna fuckin this out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a switch demos with Canibus
and put on the owner's table (here listen!)
Four: 'Know you heard this before'
"Hey let me get your number; call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get
Get the whitest A&R you can
Pull him aside and rap as as you can
Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I
givin you bitch - don't even bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet water me right in the ass when I'm spittin
cause I'm always shittin I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
my balls both of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya shit was all about me-ah ("It's all about me.")
Gave Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
And all three of my main girls said
Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splish while I'm takin a bath
Grab a of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash -- fuckin wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While you're out gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I your self-esteem
and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you me?]
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
And when I rap about a shit you wished you had [A big dick!]
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to that song, that too sad!"
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad

What a wonderful I should go outside and play
Ain't no need to sit the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a grenade
in your driveway (WHAT?) and away (* car peels out *)
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor AIDS
Blood drippin it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache
You talk a shit, but you was never ill though
I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a pillow
Tipped some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, his neck and broke it in half
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage +Agent Orange+
And wiped my ass with his page in (Here!)
The demon is here, this year
I rip [*Mystikal's*] voicebox out, in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
It's not a gimmick bitch, an image I live it
Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to it
"Yeah I think this guy is well." I'm high as hell
I'll you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail

[* impersonating Man *]
I'll fuckin, I'll
Lay nuts on the dresser
Just your by itself
And them shits with a spiked bat
Cut neck off and sew your head right back
And leave you that

You triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and than Chris-topher
Reeves, I was with strep throat
while your mother was
And gave her the disease
I'm iller takin a hammer and beatin your knees
and walkin through Central L.A., bleedin in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the day in breathin machines
Flashin back to shot and repeatin the scenes
on how you got smoked, and if you do live
You'll be too scared to tell it, a Biggie and 'Pac joke

So if I your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
And when I rap a fat bitch that you wished you had
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to that song, that too sad"
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his wrist is too bad"
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad

I know that makes you mad, don't it? (uh-huh)
That's right, Shady (yup) Sway & Tech
Sprayin (bitch)
And we don't a heck (uh-uh)
or a damn. or a fuck. or a
So suck my dick