Once upon a in a land called Fuck Lived a duck named Donald and his mother was a Mickey Mouse a rag, pants in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his was a fag Donald had beef, so couldn't sleep They was hootin' for a while, and it was kinda deep Bugs Bunny had the props on the east spots Known to hit a five from a mile a glock
Goofy was Mickey right hand man One day he smoked a stick, and came up with a Called Pixie and Dixie, two from Chicago And gave 'em 5K, to eliminate But what didn't know, is Donald was a G Had big time respect, from the to the East yo ass a seat, and listen to the funk First chapter in the funky from the ghetto
Huey and and Louie with a Uzi Shot down Mickey main ho Minnie Everybody know got shot down And the cop on the case was Huckleberry Huckleberry had a deputy, by the of Dog Eye-witness to the crime was the Frog But was scared and he wouldn't testify Pixie and Dixie just did a by
On Donald Duck, but they shot and missed And now Bugs Bunny is gettin' kind of 'Cause the shot that they hit his homeboy Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the motherfuckin' The lookin' shitty in Fuck City So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Niggas on the street, that's how it goes Scene two in the funky cartoon the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is Draw McGraw took two to the head Huey and and Louie got caught And now in the county, ready to sell out and Dixie's on the run from the mob 'Cause tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the job Bugs got popped, in a bar gettin' drunk Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Miss had a pump
Donald got the word his nephews was snitchin' So Tom and stuck 'em on they way to the kitchen Goofy was a and everybody knew Him and Hound was spotted drinkin' brew In the out back, in the corner in the dark But they both got smoked by the Shark Donald Duck got the whole city sewed up In a ghetto cartoon in a called Fuck