Once upon a in a land called Fuck Lived a duck named Donald and his was a cluck Mickey Mouse a rag, pants in a sag kingpin, but his brother was a fag Donald had beef, so couldn't sleep They was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' deep Bugs Bunny had the props on the east side Known to hit a five from a with a glock
was Mickey Mouse right hand man One day he a stick, and came up with a plan Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from And gave 'em 5K, to eliminate But what they didn't know, is was a G Had big time respect, the West to the East yo ass a seat, and listen to the funk First chapter in the funky from the ghetto
Huey and Dewy and with a Uzi Shot down Mouse main ho Minnie Everybody know Minnie got down And the cop on the case was Huckleberry had a deputy, by the name of Dog Eye-witness to the was Kermit the Frog But Kermit was scared and he testify Pixie and Dixie did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but shot and they missed And now Bugs Bunny is gettin' kind of 'Cause the shot that they hit his homeboy Elmer-Fudd Bud on the motherfuckin' corner The future's shitty in Fuck City So they called in the Feds, and Miss Piggy Niggas on the street, know that's how it Scene two in the funky cartoon from the
Now the war is on and Mickey is dead Quick McGraw took two to the head Huey and Dewy and got caught And now in the county, ready to sell out Pixie and on the run from the mob 'Cause they tried to kill Donald and they do the job Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Piggy had a pump
Donald got the word that his nephews was So Tom and Jerry stuck 'em on way to the kitchen Goofy was a punk and everybody Him and Hound was spotted drinkin' brew In the alley out back, in the in the dark But they both got by Jabberjaw the Shark Duck got the whole damn city sewed up In a cartoon in a land called Fuck