Once a time in a land called Fuck Lived a duck Donald and his mother was a cluck Mickey Mouse a rag, pants in a sag kingpin, but his brother was a fag Donald had beef, so couldn't sleep They was for a while, and it was gettin' kinda deep Bugs had the props on the east side spots to hit a five from a mile with a glock
Goofy was Mouse right hand man One day he a stick, and came up with a plan Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago And gave 'em 5K, to eliminate But what they know, is Donald was a G Had big respect, from the West to the East Have yo ass a seat, and to the funk chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto
Huey and Dewy and with a Uzi Shot down Mickey main ho Minnie Everybody know Minnie got shot And the cop on the was Huckleberry Hound had a deputy, by the name of Dog Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the But was scared and he wouldn't testify and Dixie just did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but they and they missed And now Bugs Bunny is kind of pissed 'Cause the shot that they missed hit his Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the motherfuckin' The future's lookin' shitty in City So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Piggy Niggas on the street, know how it goes Scene two in the funky cartoon the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mickey is dead Quick Draw McGraw took two to the and Dewy and Louie got caught And now they in the county, to sell out Pixie and Dixie's on the run the mob 'Cause they tried to kill Donald and they do the job Bugs got popped, in a bar gettin' drunk Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Miss Piggy had a
Donald got the word that his nephews was So Tom and Jerry 'em on they way to the kitchen Goofy was a punk and everybody Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin' In the out back, in the corner in the dark But they got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark Donald Duck got the whole city sewed up In a ghetto in a land called Fuck