Once a time in a land called Fuck Lived a named Donald and his mother was a cluck Mickey Mouse a rag, pants in a sag kingpin, but his brother was a fag Donald had beef, so couldn't sleep They was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' deep Bugs Bunny had the props on the side spots Known to hit a from a mile with a glock
Goofy was Mickey right hand man One day he a stick, and came up with a plan Called and Dixie, two killers from Chicago And gave 'em 5K, to Donald But they didn't know, is Donald was a G Had big respect, from the West to the East yo ass a seat, and listen to the funk First chapter in the funky cartoon from the
Huey and and Louie with a Uzi down Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie Everybody Minnie got shot down And the cop on the case was Huckleberry had a deputy, by the name of Dog Eye-witness to the was Kermit the Frog But Kermit was scared and he wouldn't Pixie and just did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but they shot and they And now Bunny is gettin' kind of pissed 'Cause the shot that they hit his homeboy Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the motherfuckin' The future's lookin' shitty in City So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Piggy Niggas on the street, know how it goes Scene two in the funky cartoon from the
Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is Quick Draw took two to the head and Dewy and Louie got caught And now they in the county, to sell out Pixie and Dixie's on the run the mob 'Cause tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the job Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' drunk Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Piggy had a pump
Donald got the word that his nephews was So Tom and Jerry stuck 'em on way to the kitchen Goofy was a punk and knew Him and Hound was spotted drinkin' brew In the alley out back, in the corner in the But they both got smoked by Jabberjaw the Donald got the whole damn city sewed up In a ghetto cartoon in a land Fuck