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I know a man named Otis, who invented a
And his heart was filled pride
I said to Mr. Otis, "What your room do?"
He said, "It from side to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you take my
You'll be the man in town
You gotta take that that goes from side to side
And it go up and down"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
I sincerely doubt, that the world do without my good advice

Sir Isaac came around to my house one day
His was all sunburned and red
He said he didn't to sleep in the shade of a tree
Because an might fall on his head

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice
Go right back there and sleep that tree
And if you let that apple fall down on your head
Why you'll gravity"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
The world's a place, since I gave the human race my good advice

A man Mr. Waterman, invented a tube
He was sad because it sprung a little
He said, "Darn it, when I my tube on a piece of paper
The ink leaks out and makes a streak"

He said, "I've gotta find a way to stop leak
I'll start working on my proof tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't stop that
You invented a fountain pen"

And that was advice, good advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so worldly wise, I should get the Prize for good advice

old Henry Ford, he was a hardworking man
He all night and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've already built models
One for each letter A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, are twenty-six letters in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
fruitful as can be and it's absolutely free, my good advice

Wilbur and Orville two brothers, named Wright
The pair of kids you've ever seen
worked twelve years on a secret project
They thought it was a machine

I said, "Fellas, what are all those for?"
They said, "For hanging out to dry"
I said, "You fools, take that washing out to Kitty Hawk
And see if the darn fly"

And that was good advice, advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so smart I'm gonna win a Guggenheim for good advice

One more

Franklin was a charming old man
He was flying his kite
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out your kite?"
He said, "Because raining tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go back out there
And to your string, tie a key
This may you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And that was advice, good advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'll re model you, if you'll only listen to my good

Ooga was a Neanderthal man
A poorly educated soul
He had a big square thing made of solid stone
And in the of it was a hole

One day he had to go his cave in Natchez
To his uncle's cave in
I said, "Round off corners
And buy a set of
And Ooky baby, a wheel"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
Harvard offered me a Phi Beta key for good advice

Sigmund Freud, he had an house
He was a very nosy fellow, so it he had no chairs
So he all his friends stand around all day
And tell him, all their secrets and their

Well, while they stood there 'till they got fallen arches
They yelled, "My are killing me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, you've got a gold mine
Go out and buy a leather couch"

And was good advice, good advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
Every word you're told will be eighteen karat gold, good advice

Alexander Bell was building a fence
With some and a long piece of wire
He said, "There's something strange going on here
I keep hearing the of Uncle Myer"

I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker", that was my joke
"With that you got the world in your palm
Just get a mouthpiece and an and a piece in between
And you'll sponsor The Hour"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
Every ya hear, is the message of the year, it's good advice

Christopher Columbus was a seaman class
When I told him that the Indies be found
By sailing to the West instead of sailing to the
I advised him that I thought the world was round, I thought so

And then I him down to ask good Queen Isabella
To pawn her for all their worth
Next day he set sail and as everyone
He fell off the edge of the

And that was bad advice, bad
Bad advice is just the as good advice
Everybody makes mistakes and that was bad advice