Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

I know a man named Otis, who invented a
And his heart was with pride
I to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?"
He said, "It from side to side"

So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you take my
You'll be the richest man in
You take that room that goes from side to side
And it go up and down"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
I sincerely doubt, the world could do without my good advice

Sir Isaac Newton came around to my one day
His was all sunburned and red
He said he didn't want to sleep in the of a tree
Because an apple might fall on his

I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, take my
Go right back there and sleep beneath that
And if you let that rotten apple down on your head
Why discover gravity"

And that was good advice, good
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
The world's a better place, since I gave the human race my good

A man named Mr. Waterman, a tube
He was sad it sprung a little leak
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my tube on a of paper
The ink leaks out and a little streak"

He said, "I've gotta find a way to stop that
I'll start on my leak proof tube again"
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't that leak
You invented a fountain pen"

And that was good advice, advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so worldly wise, I get the Nobel Prize for good advice

Good old Ford, he was a hardworking man
He worked all and all day
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet"

He said, "I've already built twenty-five
One for letter from A to Z"
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six in the alphabet
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T"

And that was good advice, advice
Good advice costs nothing and worth the price
It's fruitful as can be and it's absolutely free, my good

and Orville were two brothers, named Wright
The nicest pair of you've ever seen
They twelve years on a secret project
They it was a washing machine

I said, "Fellas, are all those wings for?"
They said, "For clothes out to dry"
I said, "You fools, take washing machine out to Kitty Hawk
And see if the darn fly"

And that was good advice, advice
advice costs nothing and it's worth the price
I'm so smart that I'm gonna win a Guggenheim for good

One time

Franklin was a charming old man
He was always his kite
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out your kite?"
He said, "Because raining tonight"

I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right back out
And to your string, tie a key
may shock you, Benjy, my boy
But electricity"

And was good advice, good advice
Good advice nothing and it's worth the price
I'll re model you, if you'll only to my good advice

Ooga was a Neanderthal man
A very educated soul
He had a great big square made of solid stone
And in the of it was a hole

One day he had to go from his in Natchez
To his uncle's cave in
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of
And baby, that's a wheel"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs nothing and it's the price
offered me a Phi Beta Kappa key for good advice

Sigmund Freud, he had an unfurnished
He was a very fellow, so it seems he had no chairs
So he made all his friends around all day
And tell him, all their secrets and their

Well, they stood there talking 'till they got fallen arches
They yelled, "My are killing me, ouch"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize, got a gold mine here
Go out and buy a leather couch"

And that was advice, good advice
Good costs nothing and it's worth the price
Every word you're told will be eighteen karat gold, that's advice

Alexander Bell was building a fence
With wood and a long piece of wire
He said, "There's something strange on around here
I hearing the voice of Uncle Myer"

I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker", that was my joke
"With that wire you got the world in your
Just get a mouthpiece and an earpiece and a in between
And sponsor The Telephone Hour"

And that was advice, good advice
Good advice costs and it's worth the price
Every word ya hear, is the message of the year, good advice

Christopher Columbus was a second class
I told him that the Indies could be found
By to the West instead of sailing to the East
I advised him that I thought the world was round, I thought so

And then I sent him down to ask good Isabella
To her jewels for all their worth
Next day he set sail and as everyone
He fell off the edge of the

And that was bad advice, bad
Bad advice is just the as good advice
Everybody makes occasional mistakes and was bad advice