Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-paaaaa
Fat sweaty
in the sun
Stone swamp man
Slow run
Tender poke walker
Precious fudge
night bull nail
Walker done
Hot bulldog stood in the sunthen -
stone village man (is doing a)
motion runhere comes the policeman:
tender police walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious fudgethen -
swamp (the man)
nail (the dog - the bulldog's claw)
kill the
done done
Me and
We couldn't care
It all the time
We beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor stone
Bitter toothless
pimple chin-slime
Evil milky
Me and
Spastic hound
dreadlock skullcap
We're coming to town
help you party down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
*BEGIN IMPROVISED Monologue and
Spoken by [with asides by Fishman]:
Once a time Far far away from here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of this
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly named Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town every day and walk around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
walked toward the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole different of the town
there lived a young boy all in a suburban neighborhood
and every day sit in his room
and sit on his little couch [AND POT!]...
he'd sit on his couch and
he'd to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
look down next to him and
he'd pet his favorite [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing that he pet every day while he to his stereo
[while on the couch]
he'd pet his [thing on the couch] his furry...
And he down and he said
"I to pet you, my little furry...
thing I ...
I love you so much I decided to name you
this name I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
why I named you...
that's why when I got you and
I knew how I loved you...
I decided that I'd give you the of...
the of...
I'd you...
name is...
I DECIDED THAT YOUR NAME HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I YOUR NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster Nutbag sat on the couch to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the and he started walking innocently down the street and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
a new part of town that he'd never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got he was walking along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog from the of the story...
and they at each other...
tension the air...
was going to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor...
Nutbag coiled his body into a deadly arch...
the fight was to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the gone...Dad [Mike]:
Jimmy...
Jimmy
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I have bad news...
J: What that be...Dad?
D: about your cat, Poster...
J: You be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would you?
CAT DIED!
Poster is is deadPoster's SO dead
How a goldfish? I don't want a goldfish
How about a goldFISH? I don't...want a
How about A I don't want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an mutation
And it needs each day
a dog in the station
Contemplating
As a form of and play
A dog
There's a dog in the
a bad reputation
It's a sign of the decay
But the dog in the
Doesn't a vacation
As the people rush by dressed in
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!