Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-paaaaa
Fat sweaty
in the sun
Stone swamp man
Slow run
Tender poke walker
birthday fudge
Swamp bull nail
Walker done
Hot sweaty bulldog stood in the -
stone swamp man (is doing a)
slow motion comes the policeman:
tender police walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
birthday fudgethen -
swamp (the man)
bull nail (the dog - the claw)
kill the
walker done
Me and
We couldn't few-a
It happens all the
We beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor stone
Bitter toothless
Shabby pimple
Evil milky
Me and
Spastic hound
dreadlock skullcap
We're to your town
We'll you party down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
IMPROVISED Monologue and Dialogues*
Spoken by Trey [with asides by
Once upon a Far far away from here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of town
lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly hound named Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town every day and he'd walk looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua toward the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole part of the town
there a young boy all alone in a suburban neighborhood
and every day sit in his room
and sit on his little couch [AND POT!]...
sit on his little couch and
he'd to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
look down next to him and
he'd pet his little [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing that he pet every day while he listened to his
sitting on the couch]
he'd pet his [thing on the couch] his furry...
And he down and he said
"I love to pet you, my furry...
thing I ...
I love you so much that I decided to you
this name that I love and so I you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
that's why I first got you and
I knew how I loved you...
I that I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
your is...
I DECIDED THAT YOUR NAME HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I YOUR NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster Nutbag sat on the couch to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little Jimmy's pet sat next to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the street and he down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
into a new of town that he'd never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the dog from the beginning of the story...
and they looked at other...
filled the air...
there was going to be a fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva onto the floor...
Poster Nutbag coiled his body a deadly arch...
the fight was to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the storm's gone...Dad
Jimmy...
Jimmy
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I some bad news...
J: might that be...Dad?
D: It's about cat, Poster...
J: You be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would you?
CAT DIED!
Poster is deadPoster is SO dead
How about a goldfish? I don't want a
How a goldFISH? I don't...want a goldfish
How A goldfish? I don't want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an ugly
And it needs lubrication day
There's a dog in the
Contemplating
As a form of and play
A dog
a dog in the station
With a bad
It's a of the nation's decay
But the dog in the
Doesn't need a
As the people rush by dressed in
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!