Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-paaaaa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone village man
motion run
Tender poke police
Precious fudge
Swamp bull nail
Walker done
Hot sweaty bulldog in the sunthen -
stone village swamp man (is a)
slow runhere comes the policeman:
poke police walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious birthday -
swamp (the man)
bull nail (the dog - the claw)
the policeman:
walker done
Me and
We couldn't care
It all the time
We Okimo
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot stone jack
Bitter flesh
Shabby pimple
Evil milky
Me and
dead-eyed hound
Oozing skullcap
coming to your town
We'll help you party
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is improvised.
*BEGIN IMPROVISED Monologue and
Spoken by Trey asides by Fishman]:
Once upon a time Far far away here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the of this town
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly named Harpua.
Harpua roamed the of the town every day and he'd walk around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
walked toward the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole different of the town
there a young boy all alone in a suburban neighborhood
and every day he'd sit in his
and sit on his couch [AND SMOKE POT!]...
he'd sit on his little and
listen to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
look down next to him and
he'd pet his little [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing he pet every day while he listened to his stereo
[while sitting on the
he'd pet his furry on the couch] his furry...
And he looked down and he
"I to pet you, my little furry...
that I ...
I love you so much that I decided to you
this that I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
why I pet you every day...
that's why I you...
that's why when I got you and
I knew how much I you...
I decided I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
your is...
I DECIDED THAT YOUR NAME HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
GOING TO BE CALLED...
I THINK NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster sat on the couch next to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat pet sat next to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the street and he walked down the street and he found himself wandering...
a new part of town that he'd never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog the beginning of the story...
and looked at each other...
filled the air...
there was to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor...
Nutbag coiled his body into a deadly arch...
the fight was to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the storm's gone...Dad
Jimmy...
[Fish]:
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I have bad news...
J: might that be...Dad?
D: about your cat, Poster...
J: You be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would you?
CAT DIED!
Poster is deadPoster is SO dead
How about a goldfish? I don't a goldfish
How about a I don't...want a goldfish
How about A I don't want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
an ugly mutation
And it needs each day
a dog in the station
Contemplating
As a of recreation and play
A dog
There's a dog in the
With a bad
It's a sign of the decay
But the dog in the
Doesn't need a
As the people rush by in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!