Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-paaaaa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone swamp man
Slow run
Tender police walker
Precious fudge
Swamp bull nail
Walker done
Hot sweaty stood in the sunthen -
village swamp man (is doing a)
slow runhere comes the policeman:
tender poke walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious birthday -
swamp (the man)
nail (the dog - the bulldog's claw)
kill the
done done
Me and
We care few-a
It happens all the
We Okimo
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor jack
Bitter flesh
pimple chin-slime
Evil milky
Me and
Spastic dead-eyed
dreadlock skullcap
We're coming to town
We'll help you down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua is always improvised.
*BEGIN Monologue and Dialogues*
Spoken by [with asides by Fishman]:
Once upon a time Far far away here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the of this town
there a mean, nasty, furry, ugly hound named Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town day and he'd walk around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we start the and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua walked the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a different part of the town
there lived a young boy all alone in a suburban
and every day he'd sit in his
and sit on his little couch [AND POT!]...
sit on his little couch and
he'd to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
he'd look next to him and
pet his favorite little [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing he pet every day while he listened to his stereo
[while on the couch]
pet his furry [thing on the couch] his furry...
And he looked down and he
"I to pet you, my little furry...
thing I ...
I love you so much that I decided to you
this name that I and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
why I named you...
that's why when I got you and
I knew how I loved you...
I that I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
name is...
I DECIDED THAT YOUR NAME WOULD TO BE...
I'D YOU...
GOING TO BE CALLED...
I YOUR NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster sat on the couch next to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he walking innocently down the street and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
into a new part of town he'd never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking along and suddenly he a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog from the of the story...
and they at each other...
tension the air...
there was to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva fall the floor...
Poster Nutbag coiled his into a deadly arch...
the was about to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the storm's gone...Dad
Jimmy...
[Fish]:
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I some bad news...
J: might that be...Dad?
D: about your cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would
CAT DIED!
Poster is is deadPoster's SO dead
How about a goldfish? I want a goldfish
How about a I don't...want a goldfish
How about A I don't want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an mutation
And it needs each day
There's a dog in the
rotation
As a of recreation and play
A dog
a dog in the station
With a bad
It's a sign of the nation's
But the dog in the
Doesn't a vacation
As the people rush by dressed in
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!