Luyện nghe bài hát Hillbilly Honeymoon

Been four years and had five kids
So we did the right and finally got hitched
We tracked the preacher after altar call
And to the VFW Hall

When he said, T. did you take Debra Liz
I stuttered, I do, knowin' I did
The wedding cake was, Pie', stacked three tiers
And the punch bowl flowed with Beer

Now that's about as swanky as town gets
For they throw rice, heck, they grits
No stretch limousine, just a sized van
But at least we was headed for the promised

On our honeymoon
No champagne Caviar or Cordon
A can of Sausage and a Mountain Dew
And pop too
On our honeymoon

Spent all our money on pay per
Didn't need to get in the mood
Just a derby wrestlin' and a Rambo II
And III and IV, I was up in the
On our hillbilly

Well, after a while things simmered
So we got dressed up for a night on the
There ain't too good for my sweetheart
Took a stroll through the Super WalMart
We got back wanting some cuisine
We bought out the whole vending machine

On our hillbilly
No little plates of finger foods
Just M&M's and tomato juice
And Wiz too
On our hillbilly

I spent our savings on the hardware aisle
She spent the on the latest styles
A thong underwear that me wild
in the room, I tried them on too
On our honeymoon

Well, it's three years, got four more young'uns
a lot of time for much kissin' and a huggin'
For the last weeks I've slept on the couch
Think it's about time we renewed our

And took hillbilly honeymoon
No egg nog, just barbecue
And a box of wine will be down too
need a corkscrew, yeah
On our honeymoon

We can raid little Tommy's piggy
Scrape up a dollars worth in change
Just enough for a night at the bowling
And new perfume, cheap motel room
On our hillbilly