Luyện nghe bài hát Hillbilly Honeymoon

Been together four years and had kids
So we did the right thing and got hitched
We tracked down the after altar call
And to the VFW Hall

When he said, Cledus T. did you take Liz
I stuttered, I do, knowin' I did
The wedding cake was, 'Moon Pie', stacked three
And the punch flowed with Falstaff Beer

Now that's about as swanky as town gets
For they throw rice, heck, threw grits
No stretch limousine, just a full van
But at least we was headed for the land

On our hillbilly
No Caviar or Cordon Bleu
A can of Vienna and a Mountain Dew
And pop too
On our honeymoon

Spent all our on pay per view
Didn't need Playboy to get in the
Just a roller wrestlin' and a Rambo II
And III and IV, I was up in the
On our hillbilly

Well, after a while things down
So we got dressed up for a night on the
ain't nothing too good for my sweetheart
Took a stroll through the Super WalMart
We got wanting some fine cuisine
We bought out the whole dern vending

On our honeymoon
No dainty plates of finger foods
Just M&M's and tomato juice
And Wiz too
On our honeymoon

I half our savings on the hardware aisle
She spent the rest on the styles
A thong that drove me wild
Back in the room, I them on too
On our hillbilly

Well, been three years, got four more young'uns
a lot of time for much kissin' and a huggin'
For the last eight weeks I've on the couch
Think it's about time we our vows

And another hillbilly honeymoon
No egg nog, just barbecue
And a box of will be nice down too
Won't a corkscrew, yeah
On our honeymoon

We can raid Tommy's piggy bank
up a hundred dollars worth in change
Just for a night at the bowling lanes
And some new perfume, cheap room
On our hillbilly