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Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' can come push me
I curse so much just to get on nerves
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from the to the burbs

My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat
So I shot the tooth and took my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the of a crater
And make government breathe harder than Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the beer makes Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork, I don't even speak pig
I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' as the bait
Plus I eat MC's, but I don't gain no weight

The one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook maracas
But my ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll ya, I'll spring forward, you fall back

Every album that I drop has got more than ten
That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Yankers
a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland, to Portland, Maine

Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted Rastas
For a hefty fee, I'm on your record like Bob
I own so many jerseys I'm a throwback
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I want a full court

So momma toast your glass while I'm countin' my
'Cause every is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The never just want to admit that they lost
And that they last about as long as my in the wash

yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit' you
One of Mini-Me's got more sole than you
So by the time you out why your record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the club smokin', with President Clinton

So stand of the long sideburns and goatee
They may the of the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in another room when I hit from the
Not to my refrigerator's taller than Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, smoke my hydro
I've been lookin' for a woman just to put my on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than

So wash all ya sins away and playin'
If God's line is busy you have to two-way him
catch me in your backyard, playin' croquet
And when I'm tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me swing my chain at the off Pico
Got cars, get all my rims at Chrome Depot
And people I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on dates, with actual blind people

But my album's out the store, be on the shelf
I heard you a lot, so y'all keep to yourself
'Cause women want a man that stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta play hard or go

All that that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic
I put my so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath will to Foot Locker water repellent

I'm the man, I got far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I dough with me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that I'm damn sorry
So I'm a trade my in, and get a Ferrari

I buy with straight cash, have meetings with Donald Trump
meet with Honda, no payments for 12 months
Take a look at yo' and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more than a colostomy bag, fool!