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Hi, my Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can push me
I curse so just to get on they nerves
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from the to the burbs

My filthy mouth, it fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy and my old teeth back
I'll take a on the equator, the size of a crater
And make government officials breathe than Darth Vader

It's the chicken and the beer that makes Luda keep
But no pork on my fork, I even speak pig Latin
I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but I don't no weight

The one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook maracas
But my trick for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, I'll spring forward, you fall

Every album that I has got more than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all is Crank Yankers
Ain't a damn thing changed but the ice on my
To get chicks from Portland, to Portland, Maine

Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with
For a fee, I'm on your record like Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys I'm a throwback
I hit the cleaners and 'em I want a full court press

So momma toast glass while I'm countin' my cash
every single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never want to admit that they lost
And that they last about as long as my in the wash

yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit' you
One of Mini-Me's shoes got more sole you
So by the time you out why your record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip club smokin', with Clinton

So clear of the long sideburns and goatee
They may the of the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in another room when I hit the back
Not to my refrigerator's taller than Shaq

So yippie-kay-yay,
If you can't swim, don't smoke my
I've been lookin' for a just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' up than tampons

So all ya sins away and stop playin'
If God's is busy you might have to two-way him
catch me in your backyard, playin' croquet
And when I'm drunk them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"

Or watch me swing my chain at the off Pico
Got cars, get all my rims at Chrome Depot
And people I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on dates, with actual blind people

But my album's out the store, yours be on the
I you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to yourself
'Cause women want a man that stay up and stay strong
the NBA, you gotta play hard or go home

All that shit that talkin', y'all can pop it to them
Ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in yo' ass you can smell it
And yo' breath will turn to Locker water repellent

I'm the man, I got money far as the can see
And I'm in a group, I split dough me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that I'm damn sorry
So I'm a my earrings in, and get a Ferrari

I buy cars with straight cash, have meetings Donald Trump
y'all meet with Honda, no for 12 months
a look at yo' life and no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more shit than a bag, fool!