Stephen:I have to redo the for Medieval Bush. Friends: Stephen: Cause I said muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 16th century. Friends: Wait! So how do you this? Cause I used to be a teacher. Friends: (laugh)You used to be a Yes Friend: Stephen: No, I taught elementary and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I would bring my guitar in and sing the lessons to the kids. Friend: Of you did. Okay, okay let me find a lesson for you...Ben Franklin "Ben Franklin out one night, a key to the end of a kite, electricity so bright, write it muthafuckas" Friends: You the kids motherfuckers? Stephen: Some of them motherfuckers yes. Science Um... "Issac Newton sat a tree, an apple hit him in the so he, said shit thats gravity, so it down muthafuckas" I a million of theses. Pilgrims Okay....hey.... "Pilgrims against the clock, lookin for a to dock, they fuck it here's Plymouth Rock, it down muthafuckas." Friends: I don't like the that you are implying that the pilgrims were lazy. Im not implying anything. Friend: Brothers Uh.... " A dude Orville Wright, told his lets invinflight, so Wilbur "ight", it down muthafuckas" Yes, he "ight" Friend: said "ight"? In my story he did. Friend: Wilbur was in your story? Yes Friend: Stephen: See, you stump me Slavery? Stephen: Uh there is nothing funny slavery...well... "Abe Lincoln the nation, freed form the plantations, inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation, write it anaem-ops." Gandhi! Stephen:Uh...I did not have one for him. Uh...hold on, on. Gandhi...Uh...alright. (slowly) "Gandhi is you said, an with a bald head, he was a bit fed, write is muthafuckas!" Fried that job! Friend: a genius.