Stephen:I have to redo the for Medieval Bush. Why? Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the period ended at the beginning of the 16th century. Wait! So how do you know this? Stephen: Cause I to be a teacher. Friends: (laugh)You to be a teacher? Yes Friend: Stephen: No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I would bring my in and sing the lessons to the kids. Friend: Of you did. Stephen: Okay, okay let me a lesson for you...Ben Franklin "Ben Franklin out one night, a key to the end of a kite, electricity so bright, write it muthafuckas" Friends: You called the motherfuckers? Stephen: Some of were motherfuckers yes. Friends: Um... "Issac Newton sat a tree, an hit him in the head so he, said holy shit gravity, so write it muthafuckas" I a million of theses. Friends: Okay....hey.... "Pilgrims raced the clock, lookin for a to dock, they fuck it here's Plymouth Rock, write it muthafuckas." Friends: I don't like the fact that you are that the pilgrims were lazy. Stephen: Im not anything. Friend: Brothers Uh.... " A dude named Wright, told his lets invinflight, so said "ight", it down muthafuckas" Yes, he "ight" Friend: said "ight"? Stephen: In my he did. Friend: was street in your story? Yes Friend: Stephen: See, you can't me Slavery? Stephen: Uh there is funny about slavery...well... "Abe lead the nation, freed form the plantations, inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation, write it anaem-ops." Gandhi! Stephen:Uh...I did not one for him. Uh...hold on, hold on. Gandhi...Uh...alright. (slowly) "Gandhi is you said, an Indian with a head, he was a bit fed, write is muthafuckas!" Fried that job! Your a genius.