What's up? How feeling tonight? Y'all good? Well, check this out, man, let me tell y'all a story See, when I would for tour, my wife and my daughter--- (Well, this was like, my baby daughter was born) would--- they would bond by going to these animal shelters And playing the cats and see, here's the thing: I cats
Well, hate is a strong It's just I'm a dog person And cats -- demon spawn, see I trust 'em They always looking like they planning a murder, Like cats be putting in You watched a movie? does the weird old lady have? What about the pet? They evil! See, ancient Egyptians, they that and they built the pyramids So was on to something, right? Well, I would receive these terrifying pictures in my texts Of my daughter smiling in the of full bliss Holding what has to be the letdown of a cousin I mean, cats are to lions You share taxonomy tigers -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my wanna bring you home? Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, hate is a strong word, you what I'm saying? Don't get me wrong, I'm not like a-- a bigot or nothing I mean, it's not like I like... I mean, I don't see species, you know what I My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm there are nice God-fearing people that have cats in they house It's just not in my home, see, they They be rubbing they pheromones all over my furniture But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a smile on my face my daughter brings this terrible thing home I'm be honest: I thought I raised her better than that! See, we are a dog family, we stick to our own Why couldn't you love a is just the voice of a concerned father, see See, people may think a certain way about her when she walk the street And why you a cat anyway? They gon' think I ain't my child well And it's not like this cat has anything to me personally I just know kind, I mean, I seen 'em on the news They be tearing up the homes they provide for 'em Why you tear up your own home? How cats can't be grateful? Why are all cats They be complaining about they You see it in they Don't the people that take care of you take care of you Haven't we had in the White House? that enough? But then this cat got in my house and, to be honest, it was of different I actually my time with him, but, but, but But the--but the point is I my daughter And already made my decision And it's not the fault I just hate kind Well... hate is a strong It's just my heritage, I from a dog family It's heritage, not hate, Hate's a strong We still talking cats, right?