What's up? How y'all feeling tonight? Y'all Well, this out, man, let me tell y'all a lil' story See, when I leave for tour, my wife and my daughter--- (Well, this was before like, my daughter was born) They would--- they would bond by to these animal shelters And playing with the cats and see, the thing: I hate
Well, hate is a word It's just that I'm a dog And cats -- spawn, see I don't trust 'em always looking like they planning a murder, right? Like cats be in work You watched a movie? does the weird old lady have? What about the pet? They evil! See, ancient Egyptians, they knew that and built the pyramids So they was on to something, Well, I would receive these--- these terrifying in my texts Of my smiling in the throes of full bliss Holding what has to be the biggest of a cousin I mean, cats are to lions You taxonomy with tigers -- tigers! Why are you so Why does my daughter bring you home? Of all things, a cat! See, I cats! Well, is a strong word, you know what I'm saying? get me wrong, I'm not like a-- like a bigot or nothing I mean, it's not like I like... I mean, I see species, you know what I mean? My babysitter, I was a kid, see, she had a cat And I'm sure there are nice God-fearing people that have cats in house It's not in my home, see, they stink They be they terrible pheromones all over my furniture But alas, kicking and screaming, I forced a smile on my face when my daughter brings this terrible home I'm gonna be honest: I thought I her better than that! See, we are a dog family, we stick to our own Why couldn't you a dog? This is just the voice of a father, see See, people may think a way about her when she walk down the street And why you walking a cat gon' think I ain't raised my child well And it's not like this cat has anything to me personally I just know they kind, I mean, I 'em on the news They be tearing up the homes owners provide for 'em Why would you tear up your own How come cats can't be Why are all cats They be complaining they oppression You see it in eyes Don't the people that take care of you take of you well? Haven't we had cats in the White that enough? But then this cat got in my house and, to be honest, it was kind of I actually my time with him, but, but, but But the--but the is I love my daughter And I've already made my And not the cat's fault I hate they kind Well... is a strong word It's just my heritage, I come from a dog heritage, not hate, right? Hate's a word We still about cats, right?