(featuring Killa)
(Bum) Change, please? change.
(ABK) holidays y'all, give me a gift Let me sing a little jingle while you drink that (Jingle Bells) Tell Santa he better stop frontin' That cookie eatin' mother never leavin' nothin' But this I swear I won't let it happen Sleighs, gifts and reindeer we Christmas (gimme that) Surround sound, hot chocolate for through the neighborhood, actin' like we paid (look what we got) We had to get him, it was that time J and I was fed up, and we wanted to (wanted to shine) But now we got anything you wanted Yeah, he was old but he had a fat (cha-ching) Only one day a year With a suit and a iced-out beard Slingin' snow in the north pole to a of fiends Little guys with big ears make toys for free
Santa Claus, I hate you (I hate you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)
(Violent J) Uh, it was cold out, I a fat man comin' I hid behind a And bust him in the skull with a of Jim Beam I him off the roof and onto the driveway And jumped in his sleigh ride and to fly away Rudolph bossed off on me, he move I had to kick him in his ass, put him in groove Take me to the hood, to all the little kids This year, everybody about to get some good We landed on a house, I for the chimney But the roof was feeble, I crashed through and smashed the kitchen table Daddy came bustin' out the bedroom Third shot off my Santa hat, fuck that I ran out the back door and I hopped a Steady whistlin' for the reindeer, but they're like fuck off, took off I almost caught a slug in the ass, and a ghost of Christmas past over that shit (over that bullshit)
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll it) Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)
(ABK) Dashing the snow, smokin' lots of dro Pullin' with expensive gifts to get that ho ho ho, you know what I mean Don't get us wrong, we're gonna to the kids Super Santa's hookin' up all the little (here ya go) And for the grown-up's, we to' up A case of malt liquor, and a that makes ya throw up
(Violent J) Santy wears panty drawers He never my halls, he can lick my balls I got no chimney, but I left the unlocked Nothin' but pine needles and an empty a lot and fuck off fatass Why we need for kids if you so badass Only boys get big toys from Santa I waited all night in my pajamas fucker
(ABK) Take your ass to bed. Fuck Santa
Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it) Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa) You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' (I'll take it)
(ABK) It's Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' a bullet hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him Christmas Eve, and if he show He with a bullet hole, let him know It's Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know It's Christmas Eve, and if he He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him Christmas Eve, and if he show He leavin' with a hole, let him know